heyheymymy1979:

Wanna listen to records and fuck?

violetwylde:

jon-lox:

[in the style of julia roberts]: i’m just a bottom. standing in front of a person. asking them to softly top me

violetwylde:

carnalsuggestions:

there’s something about the way you whimper when i’ve got my fingers curled inside you that makes me want to utterly ruin you.

coomed:

Talking about a meat shortage on the news but mine is still huge so that sucks for the rest of y'all

hotmeat89:

Ma’am your pussy is dastardly

mommymaxie:

Just remember sweetheart, you’re mine. My toy, my pet, my good little slut, and I’m allowed to play with you however I like.

hexglyphs:

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

rosecrystal:

what if……. i astral projected into your dream tonight ……… and gave you a kiss ……. haha just kidding……..unless……… ?

nikk-mayson:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

carnalsuggestions:

you just want me to bend you over, don’t you princess?

softbabybutch-deactivated201804:

i’m too tired to play with myself, someone do it for me

dommedesu:

I’m going to slap your ass and ask you who it belongs to. 
You better not stutter when you reply.

plummy-loves:

I really wanna play wrestle. I really wanna lose. I really wanna be pinned down. And have someone start making out with me. Kissing me into submission. Before trailing down to my neck. And biting the fuck out of me. All while grinding against me. All while I lose the will to fight against them. All while they taunt me in a condescendingly sweet tone. And call me out for being a brat.

johnnycashthighhighboots:

any1 wanna b homoerotic later

swarnpert:

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

lustsuggestion:

Squeeze my thigh while you whisper into my ear exactly how you want to fuck me.

violetwylde:

matterized:

someone come eat my ass

Amen

lovethyself2017:

Let’s masturbate together?

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause