#raccoons
From Raccoons, published in 1968 and illustrated by John Berger.
Al Kreml
Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day
Unionize the raccoons.
only a manager would see raccoons trained to take out the trash and think “I must fire the person responsible for this”
I would let a racoon do surgery on me
Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice
you do realize where racoons’ little hands have been right
is that the…only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?
Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!
Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!
where is the raccoon getting the heart
don’t worry about it
You’d be surprised what you can find in a dumpster!
critter
Turning Grey
100% forgot that I drew the time my bardbarian made our druid’s grey render a raccoon sweater.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
look at him <3
Just a little guy
[ID: a raccoon illustrated in a sketchy style on a simple grassy background. End.]
Mini raccoon stickers on my etsy totspaintings