#red oktoberfest
I simply cannot with these two
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
Some random stuff
Huge dump of various sketches
They will forever be my nr 1 ship ❤️
Here’s a gay headcanon: soon after they started working together, Heavy and Medic both found themselves quite interested, but all Medic’s attempts at flirting fell on flat ears thanks to cultural differences and Heavy’s then poor English.
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Medic: Are you… seeing anyone?
Heavy, eyeing the room: Much people. Why?
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Medic: Are you single?
Heavy: I am alone right now, yes.
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Medic: I must admit, I have quite a crush on you.
Heavy: Crush… you? Don’t worry, I only crush enemy team. I don’t crush friend.
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Scout: Ayo big guy, you really can’t tell Medic’s hittin’ on ya?
Heavy: Medic… hit…
Heavy: Who hit Medic?!
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Medic: Would you be interested in a date?
Heavy: Date? Uh, today is ten of October, I think.
Medic: No, no, I’m asking you out!
Heavy: You need me to go outside?
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Medic: I fell for you.
Heavy: Sorry. I’ll be more careful next time.
***
It goes on and on until Medic gets over the initial impression of being bluntly rejected and comes up with the most straightforward confession. Heavy isn’t even surprised though, he kind of figured he and Doktor both liked one another, and he wasn’t the one being all weird about it.
Heavy and Medic from the hit game Team Fortress 2 have fucked at least twice
Twice a day for four years.
there’s something about this that i dont think people talk about enough
I sometimes see people saying that this is a joke, but I dont think that’s the case, simply because of the wording of the citation.
It doesn’t say ‘The Heavy, to Medic". It says “The Heavy, to his Medic”.
HIS Medic.
they are canon boyfriends your honor
can’t stand when people draw medic tf2 as small or weak, he’s not. he’s a hunk dilf heavy’s just bigger. if you want to draw a 5’2” bitch mad scientist getting rawed by a russian bear dr daniil d dankovsky from pathologic is on your left
love this meme
Sure Heavy
I only provide you with what is necessary.. Demo’s smile is a necessity in life.
Archimedes Knows
I am in love with @wireskullarchived ‘s manndroid au and