#reverse flash
Ruby: Remember when you were with Pyrrha? And you came just as she touched your leg? It was me, Jaune. I jerked you off at super speed so it’d appear that you nutted at just a woman’s touch!
Ruby: It was me, Pyrha.
Ruby: I’m the one who told the animators to draw Jaune in baggier clothes so you wouldn’t be horny! Reducing your blood flow and making you half a second slower. Slow enough for me to steal Jaune’s V-Card.
commander cold
yo dude are you good
ZOOM
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander back to the Keystone Police Department to spill the beans…
I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem… and if we check the Clown’s files here— I don’t NEED to open the folder, because I know what’s in there. It’s a big ol’ CREAM PIE, GANG. It’s a CLOWN TOY. HELLO!! Something used to cause inconvenience, not kill! A little bit of trivia that I happen to know about The Clown as a rogue. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most criminal profiling cases, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a case where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of a rogue who doesn’t kill NEVER having a gun in a circus is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Introduced at the top as the best criminal profiler in Keystone City, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
IIIIII CANNNNNNOOOOOTTTT WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
commander cold
so you’re coping well