anyone have any reddie au’s they want headcanoned? inbox is open for these reddie hours

reddie as elementary school teachers hc dump

• Richie and Eddie both teach the same grade, Richie’s class is one half of the students, Eddie’s class is the other
• Eddie thinks Richie doesn’t take things serious enough because he’s always goofing off with his kids, but they love him and he’s actually really good, Eddie realizes 
• Like he’ll see Richie playing kickball and shit with his class on the playground and his kids think his shitty voices are hilarious 
• And Eddie is like …. hmm 
• And Richie loves how passionate Eddie is about everything … he usually goes out of his way to schedule ‘accidental’ run-ins with Eddie in the teacher’s lounge and cafeteria just so he has an excuse to talk to him 
• And they usually wind up sitting by each other during staff meetings and shit because they’re both snarky af and can whisper shit to each other 
• Richie always wears dorky-patterned button-up shirts with the sleeves rolled up and you better bet that Eddie’s checking out those forearms like
• Myra is another teacher at the school and the rest of the staff acts like Eddie and Myra are the Jim and Pam of the school but Eddie is like ((leave me ALONE)) 
• Richie finds out from other teachers that Eddie and Myra are supposedly a thing so he gets all ): 
• But then Eddie complains about all of it to him later and he’s all (: again 
• One time Eddie is making photocopies in the teeny copy station in the teacher’s lounge and Richie needs to reach something on the shelf above it so he just leans right against Eddie like ‘sorry lol’ and Eddie can’t
  b r e a t h e 
• One time Richie invites Eddie over one night to “work on lesson plans” but then when Eddie comes over it’s just Richie sitting at the dinner table with like candles and wine and shit like [: 
• Their classes have friendly rivalries and will often go against each other in dodgeball and kickball and stuff 
• During one of the games Eddie is casually like, “if my kids win, you owe me dinner” and Richie is like “well if mine win, you owe me” and that’s how they go on their first date 

I just realized something and that is

how would Richie know what Myra looked like to make this joke??? It’d be kinda weird for him to just assume Eddie married someone ‘10x his size’

The only explanation is that obvi after reuniting with Eddie at the Orient, Richie acted like an actual middle schooler with a crush and started looking up Eddie online and trying to avoid liking his old 40+ week posts these are facts

What do you really fear, Richie…?

Bevchie, with an other Richie in moment.

Afternoon sketch. Richie in is some quality snack for me ✨

Only respectful stares, the men having their moment

(insomnia art is always hits different)

Just collegist things

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[R] :

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