#riverdale fangs
SweetPea:Don’t say a word
Fangs:… fergalicious
SweetPea:I said no words!
Fangs:Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn’t a word, but now it is. how convenient for you!
Penny & the ghoulies: *breathes in the direction of Fangs*
Me:*crackling knuckles* i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch
SweetPea:I DO WHAT I WANT
Fangs: I’m calling Toni.
SweetPea:no wait
Fangs:[hugs sweet pea from behind]
Fangs:[softly tucks his hair behind his ear]
Sweet Pea: [shivers]
Fangs:[whispers] Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we’re done.
Sweet Pea: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk
Fangs: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Sweet Pea: [tearing up] Because you are!
*Sweet Pea and Archie fighting behind the counter*
Fangs: “Can I get a waffle? Can I pLeAsE get a waffle??”
Fangs: Please tell me this is safe
Sweet Pea: This is safe
Fangs: Please tell me this is safe, without lying
Sweet Pea: …You’re really demanding, you know that
Toni: Can you pass the sugar?
Sweet Pea: *throws Fangs across the table*
Fangs: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Sweet Pea: Which one? I can’t do both.