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Day 7: Free Day

Coffee date wooo!

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Veiny-

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Day 5: Medieval AU

Dragon Yang is fun to draw :D

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Day 4: Game Night

Gotta love twister-

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Day 3: Melting

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Day 2: Sick Day

Weiss caught a COLD haha get it?

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Day 1: Family

Doggo’s name is Kui

Bit of Bee’s Schnees ❄️

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She didn’t expect that.

Weiss: Do you want me to believe that you know how to pleasure a woman? Ha! Don’t make me laugh.

Jaune: Wanna bet?

Weiss: And what do I gain by doing that?

Jaune: If you win, I’ll be your servant for a year.

Weiss: And if you win? Even though we know it won’t happen.

Jaune: If I win, you’ll go out on a date with me.

Weiss: Deal! I hope you’re ready to wear a maid outfit.

Moments later:

Weiss: Please, stop! Aah!~ This is too much for me! Shit!~

Jaune: Say it

Weiss: Never! Mmm!~

Jaune: Say it!!

Weiss: Fuck!~ You win, okay! I’ll go out on a date with you! But please, cum in me already!

Jaune: As you wish, Mmm~

Weiss: OH FUUUCK!~

Thank you for Trying

AtTeam JNPR’s room.

Nora: The mail is here!

Nora started handing everyone their mail. To Ren she handed him his herbal tea subscriptions, to Pyrrha she handed some letters from her fans, and to Jaune she handed him some letters from his family and a red envelope that looks special.

Everyone looks happy, well Pyrrha felt uncomfortable with what they wrote to her, but everyone else felt happy. Then Jaune read the letter that was in the envelope and got sad.

Nora: What’s wrong fearless leader?

Jaune: It’s nothing.

Nora: Come on, tell me.

Jaune: It’s nothing.

Pyrrha: But you look a bit disappointed?

Jaune:*sigh* I tried to be part of a club but they didn’t accept me.

Ren: What kind of club?

Jaune: I’d rather not talk about that.

Inadvertently Nora takes the envelope from her hand and she runs around the room.

Jaune:*Runs after her* Nora! Give it back!

Nora: I just want to know what the club is about.

Jaune: Don’t read it!!

Suddenly Team Rwby enters the room.

Ruby: What’s going on?

Nora: Jaune wasn’t accepted into a club and he doesn’t want to tell us what he is. So I’m going to read what they sent him.

Jaune: Nora no!!!

Yang: I want to hear that. *Stops Jaune with a head lock* Read it!

Jaune: No!!

Nora:*Pulls out the letter*“Mr Arc, my name is Phil from the small wiener club.”

Ruby:*trying not to laugh* Small wiener club?

Nora:“We review your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that we cannot allow you to join our Club”

Yang:*Teasing* Is your little friend too small, Jaune?

Nora:“From what we look at, your wiener is massive.”

Yang: Excuse me?

Nora:“I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glue a forearm to the bottom of your torso”

Weiss:*Blushing* That sounds…

Nora:“You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that’s not even mentioning how fat your nuts are”

Blake:*Blushing* Is that possible?

Nora:“But it does appear that you’re going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. Thank you for trying and the best of luck to you.”

Jaune:*Covering his face* This is so embarrassing.

Pyrrha:*Blushing* Tha-That’s all in the letter?

Nora: Well…. Oh, there are photos inside the envelope!

Ruby/Pyrrha: LET ME SEE!!!!

Jaune: NOOO!!!!!

@thesassygandalf and I were talking about how old Cinder is and Jo (I hope it ok if I call you that) gave me this good dialogue. I couldn’t not make a quick little comic out of it

This is based on that one penal from Mage and Demon Queen