Future Children AU

Weiss: “Alright look, if we’re gonna be parents, we need to set some ground rules.”

Jaune:“Yes.”

Weiss: “First off, we will not fall into traditional gender roles.”

Jaune, mustache spontaneously growing on his face and now wearing a ’#1 Dad’ shirt:“Yes.”

Weiss: “We’re better than that! We don’t these arbitrary rules to be good parents!”

Jaune, holding a beer and wearing a ball cap:“Yes.”

Weiss: “And most importantly, I’m not gonna get stuck doing all the work!”

Jaune, wearing an apron and holding a spatula: “Hello, not-gonna-get-stuck-doing-all-the-work, I am dad.”

Weiss:…

- later -

Bianca Arc: “You’re totally a stepford-wife in our time by the way.”

Weiss:“What!?”

Auriel Arc: “What’s the matter? You’re a great mom.”

Ruby, looking outside the window: “Why is Jaune mowing Beacon’s lawn?”

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@howlingday Speaking of liking future children AU’s

NSFW Whiteknight

Weiss: *going down on Jaune while daintily putting her hair behind her ear and raising a pinky up*

Jaune: “Really Weiss?”

Weiss: “What? I am a lady, not some slob.”

She didn’t expect that.

Weiss: Do you want me to believe that you know how to pleasure a woman? Ha! Don’t make me laugh.

Jaune: Wanna bet?

Weiss: And what do I gain by doing that?

Jaune: If you win, I’ll be your servant for a year.

Weiss: And if you win? Even though we know it won’t happen.

Jaune: If I win, you’ll go out on a date with me.

Weiss: Deal! I hope you’re ready to wear a maid outfit.

Moments later:

Weiss: Please, stop! Aah!~ This is too much for me! Shit!~

Jaune: Say it

Weiss: Never! Mmm!~

Jaune: Say it!!

Weiss: Fuck!~ You win, okay! I’ll go out on a date with you! But please, cum in me already!

Jaune: As you wish, Mmm~

Weiss: OH FUUUCK!~

danurso:

Weiss:Mother?

Willow:yes?

Weiss: Remember that time you managed to record dad doing some shady things and got him arrested?

Willow: Of course, that one is a memory I won’t ever forget.

Weiss: May I ask you something that I’ve been wondering for some time now?

Willow: What is it?

Weiss: How did you know exactly which room to record to catch him doing the things he did.

Willow: Oh I didn’t, I just placed cameras on every corner of the house and regularly checked on them.

Weiss: Oh I see, that’s smart.

Willow: Why, thank you.

Weiss: … . .wait a minute, did you say “every corner” of the house.

Willow: Yes i did.

Weiss: *pink* Does… . .does that include my room?

Willow: Yes it does

Weiss: *red* … .y-you wouldn’t have stumbled on-

Willow: Don’t worry, that was already deleted from the system, and I won’t judge your tastes. I know years in this place has made you quite repressed, so what you and your “sweet knight” do to unwind, relax or show affection is none of my concern.

Weiss:*redder* … . .t-thank you.

Willow: Though i do have to ask, with that size, how didn’t he break you yet?

Weiss: *even redder* THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH!!!!

- Maybe I’m closer to that goal withWorldie?

I will have to start that Help Network of 4 years ago… honestly… understanding social media as an evolution has helped that plan too since then (and all-in-one) :)

Just have to wait a bit…

Research (and I understand social effects of technology):

(Thanks for the POSITIVE spam)