#ryle kincaid
“You can stop swimming now, Lily. We finally reached the shore.”
It Ends With Us,Colleen Hoover
My Friends Reacting to Me Telling Him Everything That Happened in It Ends With Us
*Minor Spoilers* *They also don’t really read romance*
Me: “So Lily meets first meets this guy name Ryle”
Friend 1: “What’s his name?”
Me: “Ryle?”
Friend 1: “Ryle? As in Kyle with an R?? The author just took Kyle and made it more white. How the FUCK do you make Kyle more white?”
Me: (Brings up Alyssa for the first time)
Them: “Wait so she’s Ryle’s sister?”
Me: “Yes”
Them: “Why the fuck does she have a normal name?”
Me: (Gushes about Atlas)
Friend 1: “Is he also white?”
Me: “I mean yes, but I honestly pictured him as a person of color the whole time.”
Friend 1: “Cool, so he’s not.”
Me: “No, he’s too good for that.”
Me: “Her full name is Lily Blossom Bloom, and she owns a floral shop. Yes, they also point out how ridiculous that is.”
Friend 2: “Thank God. We’ll call her LLB.”
Me: “Omg BBL?”
Friend 2: “….I’m going to call her that from now on.”
Me: (Talks about all the fucked up stuff Ryle does)
Friend 1: “As expected from a Ryle.”
Me: “Dude…”
Friend 2: “You know, I’m very disappointed that the author never used Ryle’s name as a pun. Like BBL could’ve honestly said “Dang Ryle, you’re really getting riled up right now.”
Me: “She honestly could’ve used that in a sex scene too.”
Friend 2: “See?? Wasted opportunity.”
Me: “Omg you’re going to enjoy this. So Alyssa and her husband have a baby girl and named her after Ryle by naming her ‘Riley’.”
Friend 2: “Ok that’s not bad. Wait how do they spell it?”
Me: “R-Y-L-E-E”
Friend 2: “…Do they just hate their child?”
Friend 2: “Did you tell (Friend 1) about Rylee.”
Me: “Lol no. I forgot to add that detail.”
Friend 2: “Please tell him.”
Me: (tells Friend 1)
Friend 1: (cries)