#sambucky
Me when I think about the fact that SamBucky will most likely be slept on because it isn’t two white men: ☹️
Me when I think about that fact that at least this means that the majority of the fetishizers will keep their gross hands off of it and I won’t have to hear arguments about who tops every five seconds:
unrequited love when Sam is the one pining is just not classy
Yeah, I simply cannot read 5000 words of Sam pining over Bucky. It’s unrealistic. It’s literally traumatizing. It’s - honestly, it’s gross lol
“Got splashed by Captain America and his sidekick in the face, and it’s nowhere near as cool as it sounds”-Johnny Storm, probably.
Now that MCU is finally trying to unlock the multiverse, what is the wackiest encounter you can imagine?
Bucky with magnets on his arm?
Bucky with magnets on his arm.
(Let’s ignore the fact that vibranium is probably not magnetic)
Also YES Sam leaves him messages on his arm!
Sam: *does a ton of hand signals*
Bucky: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.
Sam: *sighs* Go around back!
Bucky: Why couldn’t you just say that?
Sam: Get back in there!
Bucky: And do what?
Sam: Go for the head.
Bucky: I just did!
Sam: Well…do it better!
Bucky: Great. Four times in a row. He’ll neverseethatcoming.
Sam: Are we enemies?
Bucky: No.
Sam: Are we friends?
Bucky: Definitely not.
Sam: …
Sam: Are we gay?
Bucky: …
Bucky: Yeah.
Sam: *smiles delightedly*
(Cleaning Injuries After a Fight)
Sharon: How’s Bucky look, Sam?
Sam: Surprisingly hot.
Sharon: …what?
Sam: What?
I’m sorry but
✨Sam’s face✨