Billy was a chemist’s son,
But Billy is no more,
What he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4!

jensen-is-the-vessel:

paradisemantis:

broliloquy:

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I am so fucking inspired.

Death Breathers

thequeenofsunflowers:

every movie villain scientist: begin human trials

me: what a joke, you have no data. you fraud, no journal will publish you. you aren’t ready for human trials. you are a joke on the scientific method

doodlehorseafternoon:

My professor: “If you woke up one morning and were now a neutrophil, what would you do?”

Me, internally, knowing neutrophils are super aggressive: I would choose violence

MVP

You, a normie: “Most Valued Player”

Me, an intellectual: “Minimum Viable Population”

I hate when kids ask “Why’s the sky blue?” *smh* “FOR THE 100TH TIME ITS QUANTUM RAYLEIGH SCATTERS & LACKING VIOLET PHOTON RECEPTORS IN OUR RETINAE!”