#bad jokes
Hey hey listen
It’s not even my idea, and I’m sure someone has thought about this before, but I can’t I just can’t….
Archivist or Elias but
Khkhkhkh I’m so stupid I know I KNOW
I don’t have much time so I didn’t draw Elias sorry also I’m afraid I can’t draw him like this because it’s just TOO funny for me and….i just…. I start laughing when I just imagine him khkhkhkh …. sorry sorry you can hate me I understand
“Gold fish are exactly like sluts - orange, wet and smell like fish….hahaha I no a cupple of them!”
“Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped.”
“Dear slut, when the dentist said, "Open wide!” he meant your mouth. Not your legs.“
These are all fabulous gems of wit and hilarity. No wonder they are viral status updates!
Gordon is at it again…
I don’t know why.
“Do you want to see my pecker???”
*puckers my lips and pecks you on the corner of the mouth* my lips!!! hahaha.. jokes for days - Lame joke Dujour - eUë
“I scream..”
“What’s that little buddy?”
“I scream..”
“Well you just go on and scream then little buddy..”
“I SCREEEEEEEAM!!”
“Oh, you want ice cream?”
“Yes please.”
Hahahaha.. I thought it was funny - Lame joke Dujour - eUë
“You’re so short! You look like a child!”
“Yeah well at Starbucks I’m considered tall!”
*Me*: Haha, wow, that turkey is incredibly baste.
*Couple who kindly invited me over for Thanksgiving*: Please leave immediately.
No you idiot, women love to be chastenotchased.
(ESP)Hola! Hoy traigo tres libros nuevos, un chiste muy malo y una sirena carnívora de peluche con muchas ganas de conoceros <3
(ENG) Hi! Today I bring three new books, a terrible joke, and a mermaid plushie that’s dying to meet you <3
Not Witchy-related, but still somehow Witchy-related
MVP
You, a normie: “Most Valued Player”
Me, an intellectual: “Minimum Viable Population”
- I will NOT be stopping robbers, with my “ dildo’ing ” anytime soon
Can’t wait for stone ocean animated we get to see my favorite Brando Son. Depressed Male Doja Cat
