#self ship
Villain: We have (Sibling!F/O)
S/I: Let me speak with them
Villain: Go ahead you’re on speaker
S/I:Dumbass
S/I: I desire moisture.
F/O: Please just say “I want water” like a normal person.
S/I: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Villain!F/O:
Villain!F/O: Are you okay.
F/O: S/I texted me ‘your adorable’
F/O: and I said 'No, YOU’RE adorable’
F/O: now S/I likes me and we’ve been on two dates now.
F/O: And all I did was point out a typo.
F/O: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
S/I : Wow, They sound stupid.
F/O : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
S/I : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
F.O : I guess you’re right. Hey S/I, I love you.
S/I: See! Just say that!
F/O: Holy fucking shit.
S/I: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they’re too dumb for you.
F/O: S/I.
S/I: *doing something stupid*
F/O: you are going to seriously hurt yourself
S/I: i’ll be fiiiiine
F/O: should i call the ambulancenow?
S/I: probably
(S/I is sick)
F/O 1: Oh you poor dear. What’ll make you feel better?
S/I: Ice cream…
F/O 2 (or platonic F/O): No it won’t. You’re lactose intolerant. It will literally only make you feel worse.
S/I: I know but like… emotionally.
F/O:you’re a melody in my head that I can’t get out
S/I: jfc just say shawty
S/I: who the actual fuck
F/O:language!
S/I:whomst the actual sexual intercourse
F/O:what the fuck
F/O: Hi, S/I!
S/I, internally:There they are, they’re here, my favourite person in the world, the love of my life. god, I just want to stare at them and hold them for the rest of my life
S/I, out loud: What the FUCK do you want
S/I: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
F/O 1:Rude.
F/O 2: That’s fair.
F/O 3: Not again.
F/O 4: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
S/I: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
F/O: I worry about you.
S/I: Do you understand the plan now that I’ve explained it for 15 minutes?
F/O:Yes!
S/I: Are you lying to me?
F/O:Yes.
Villain!F/O: Can I ask you for something?
S/I: Sure. What’s up?
Villain!F/O: could I have pashets. Hespats. Despat. (progressively gets angry flustered)
S/I: (pats villain!F/O’s head) Sure you can!
F/O: How much do you love me?
S/I: So much.
F/O: On a scale from 0 to burgers?
S/I: Burgers. With bacon.
F/O: You’re the one.
S/I: Did F/O just tell me they love me for the first time?
Platonic F/O: Yeah, they did.
S/I: …And did I do finger guns back?
Platonic F/O: Yeah, you did.
S/I: Sorry, I think I need to be alone right now.
[Later]
S/I: Thanks for being alone with me, F/O.
S/I: You call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only got four likes?
Platonic F/O: Making four accounts, bro.
S/I:Bro…
S/I: No, no, no, no, you can’t come in here… Platonic F/O is naked!
F/O:What?
Platonic F/O:What?!
S/I: I couldn’t say I was naked! They’re allowed to see me naked.
Platonic F/O: Why does anyone have to be naked?
F/O: S/I, arm wrestling competition, let’s go.
S/I: You’re on.
F/O:
S/I:
F/O:
S/I: We’re just holding hands?
F/O: Yes :)
