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Bergamo: I’m very close with Basil. This year we shared a toothbrush.

Basil: …I was not aware of this.

Bergamo:Well, we did.

That one time Chuuya had appendicitis

Dazai, to the doctor: So, he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying–

Chuuya:Dude!

Dazai: Oh, sorry.

Dazai: Not crying, punching the wall, all manly and angry like.

Savage: Brother -

Maul: Apprentice, if the next two words out of your mouth aren’t ‘see ya’ then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you’ve punched me in the crotch.“ 

Savage: See ya!

Greed: Dumbasssayswhat?

Envy: What?

Greed: I said, a dumbass says what?

Envy: … What?

S/I: Sorry, I think I need to be alone right now.

[Later]

S/I: Thanks for being alone with me, F/O.

anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes:

Anne: I never really believed I would find somebody that I love as much as you. I love you more than anything in the whole world. Gilbert, I love you more than Diana.

Gilbert: Oh my God.

Anne: That’s even hard for me to say, but it’s true.

Kakashi: Yeah, let me get 13 cheeseburgers, 13 milkshakes… *crash sound* Hey! if you don’t stop fighting you’re not getting fries. [fighting stops] okay… 13 fries *crash* You know what? 12 fries. 12 fries – you didn’t think I’d do it did you!

Dorian: Oh, babe. I didn’t want whipped cream.

Trevelyan: Well let me fix it for you, babe.

Solas: And this isn’t soy.

Cadash:Sucks to be you.