#shit post
This is straight up Jian Yi and Zhan Zheng Xi, y’all.
That’s what you get for cheating on your man, Mo Guan Shan.
Hey Babe, new coin purse just dropped:
He Tian
new proposition: instead of going back to using ‘lemon’ again, let’s use a different fruit this time
I’m thinking… Apple
please remember to tag all your naughty posts with ‘Apple’ from now on
How dare you leave this in the tags
genius. im in
I will tag all my shipping posts with Apple.
It is the forbidden fruit after all…
Yes! Different color Apples for different citrus
Orange=Green apple (everyone can read)
Lime=Yellow apple (Teen and up)
Lemon=Red apple (Explicit, NC-17, adults only)
Grapefruit=crab apple (explicit kink)
Better, use different brands of apple products.
This fic is rated iPhone for everyone - if you want to read my AirPod-rated content, it’s all on AO3
Ayo. New [REDACTED] categories just dropped.
bootyshorts with this printed on them
“You give up a few things, chasing a dream.”
You wouldn’t get this on other websites
Be the change you want to see in the world. Only make it worse.
I know it’s not accurate, but I instantly thought of the “Your mom buys you mega blocks instead of legos” vine.
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it’d be awful to be a pirate in that, but it’s hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they’re in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it’s all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
It’s a campy farce about pirates ! Who cares!
Eat shit Lily, and your little boss too.
My favorite color is teal.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm kinda sus, Jimbo.
Taika Waititi MUST complete the trifecta and give us a show about gay cowboys alongside the gay vampires and gay pirates
Employ Sam Elliot and make it so painstakingly gay that he won’t even notice.
Y’all better be happy I’m serving this fandom today
If He Tian is anything, it’s consistent.
