#shit post

“Theduolingo owl lives in Nightvale as one of the hooded figures.” 

-@thatdumbbltch

sarcasm-bandz:

Hello Tumblr, I’m sorry about the mini hiatus, look at this anonymous email I got

…alright

G U YS FUCK I RESPONDED VERY AGGRESSIVELY AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE MY GRANDMA

BUT IT GETS BETTER

AUTOCORRECT DID HER DIRTY

What if humans lit up like sketchers when you hit them? Like clubs are just a bunch of drunks beating the shit out of each other. 

sometimes all you need is trusty red clothed vampire and that weird priest who follows him around a lot

Volume 23 really said Deathstar canonhuh