#showerthoughts

Not the first time I’ve been wet today

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For people learning English, there’s a subtle but important difference between ‘eating someone out’ and ‘chewing someone out’.

When you picture yourself in your head, do you actually visualize . Because I don’t. Like sometimes I just know that I’m there and other times it’s just like my back or side profile. I never picture my face. To be honest, I don’t think I can visualize my face. Now if that’s just an insecure thing or an everybody thing, I don’t know.

I’ve never been so turned-off about having kids until I realized I might have to become a soccer mom

I can’t remember which celeb this is but I am here for this

The voice in your head knows all your secrets

Watch later is like a time box that you will never open

Ultron was on the internet for 5 minutes and decided all of humanity needed to go.

Cats are always upset because they’re nature’s perfect killing machines, but humans keep picking them up and saying how cute they are.

“Ima” is a three letter contraction of a four word phrase

Gas stations in the olden days were bales of hay.

Somewhere in the world someone is known in their friend group as the guy who took a pornstars virginity.

It was a missed opportunity not calling veterinarians dogtors.

Driving drunk decreases your chances of dying of cancer

Happy birthday to approximately 47,671 of you.

Water tastes amazing for something that has no taste.

Some wolf once decided to be friendly with some weird apes and that turned out to be maybe the wisest survival play in all Evolution

The argument “Would you have liked to be aborted” Anti-Aborters use is losing it’s purpose with the millenials and their inherent desire of dying

We think “niiice” but we type “niceee”