#skull boss guzma

Guzma:After realizing you’re terrible, most people are like “No thanks” and leave… but a few stick around.

Guzma:Because they’re stupid.

Guzma, watching Moon, Lillie, Gladion, and Hau: … but that’s what friends are, I guess.

Guzma, in bed after his visit to Ultra Space: Like, we’re always tempting fate around here, have we ever tried daringfate?Challengingfate? Playing a game of chicken with fate? Charging straight at it and seeing who blinks?

Guzma:This might just be the recovery from the whole thing talking, but I think it’s high time we tried.

Guzma:Thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us.

Guzma:You didn’t have to and you did anyway, and that was very cool of you.

Lusamine, reviewing everything she did while under Nihilego’s influence: I wasn’t ‘inspired’, I was emotionally manipulated.

Guzma:What’s the difference?

Plumeria: Okay, then, Guzma, what d’ya think we should do?

Guzma: No clue. I vote for brute force, though.

Giovanni:Archie, Maxie, why are your tongues purple?

Archie:It’s hot today, so we got slushees together. I got blue —

Maxie:— and I got red.

Giovanni:Oh. … Oh!

Guzma:Man, you drank each other’s slushees? Why didn’t y’all invite me?! I would’ve loved a slushee!