#pokemon villains
Archie, to May: Hey, here’s some advice from personal experience: in an arguement, be the bigger person.
Archie:Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them.
Sycamore: Well! I could use a break! What’re we doing?
Lysandre: Wasting our lives.
Sycamore:
Sycamore: I meant forlunch.
Cyrus: There are emojis of a rocket, numerous stars, and outer space.
Cyrus: Guzma was right, this truly is the universal language.
Giovanni: Happy Pride Month, boys. You know what that means.
Archer: Be gay, do crime?
Giovanni: You got that right.
Ghetsis: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the most perfect king of all?~
Colress, on the other side of a Face-Time video: Lord Ghetsis, sir, is this really –
Ghetsis: YOUR KING COMMANDS IT –
I consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms, I’m what’s called an asshole.
Lysandre
Maxie, being confronted: How long have you been standing there?!
Archie:Don’t try that! You know the concept of time confuses me!
Guzma, in bed after his visit to Ultra Space: Like, we’re always tempting fate around here, have we ever tried daringfate?Challengingfate? Playing a game of chicken with fate? Charging straight at it and seeing who blinks?
Guzma:This might just be the recovery from the whole thing talking, but I think it’s high time we tried.
Ghetsis: Colress! We have a problem!
Colress: What, the fire?
Ghetsis: What fire?!
Colress: … Never mind, this seems more interesting.
Lusamine, seeing the RR lounge: Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey!No! No bar! No alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discouragessuch sin! Not some kind of… weird… drunken… man-cave!
Maxie, tackling her: SHUT UP –!
Maxie, pinning her to the floor: Shut!Up!
Maxie, whispering and pointing to the bar:We are keeping this.
Giovanni:When do you usually go to sleep?
Cyrus: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Archie: Aww, I love it when Maxie’s asleep.
Archie:He looks so peaceful…
Archie, uncapping a marker: … and vulnerable.
We really don’t fuck around and wake ancient gods enough.
The entirety of villains in Pokemon games
Guzma:Thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us.
Guzma:You didn’t have to and you did anyway, and that was very cool of you.
Shelly:Look, Archie is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a dayplan.
Shelly:I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
The term ‘laws of science’ implies the existence of science crimes.
Faba
Maxie, finishing a cocktail:Andthat is how you make a great drink mix!
RR Grunt, nodding along: Ah, I got it! … Now, when do you put the gym sock in for good luck?
Maxie: …The what?
RR Grunt: … That’s what Mr. Archie does when he makes your drinks.
Maxie:
“I have calculated your odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.”
Colress
Lysandre: It’s a beautiful day!
Lysandre:But not as beautiful as me~
Body Swap Comic - Lusamine and Yamask (2020)
Here’s a single page Pokémon body swap comic made in 2020 for TSFSingularity.
A wild Yamask wanders into Lusamine’s bedroom and swaps bodies with her!
Of course, these are just a few things a ghost would probably do if they finally got a body again, especially if they got a knockout body like Lusamines’!
Feel free to check out the full resolution version on my Patreon!
www.patreon.com/retrosqueeze
