#snapping turtle
Prinxe of the Floodplains
05.01.22
[ID: a red snapping turtle illustrated in a blocky style with its mouth open threateningly, against a teal background. End.]
imagine if someone plucked you out of your kitchen table in the middle of having dinner and just held you out and described your fucking life
I want this man to have his own show. I always loved animal shows when I was a kid. I feel like younger me would have LOVED this.
(now me also thinks it’s super neat!)
I was so worried that this dude was going to lose a chunk of his face
i scooped up the gentleman while kayaking
today I learned one of the approved methods field researchers use to “muzzle” dangerous snapping turtles while weighing them:
Can confirm! We used the plunger on snapping turtles during medical treatment at the Wildlife Center.