When am I going to get my obligatory Sonic Learns to Swim scene? I mean, the kid almost drowned, so I would hope the next movie takes care of that, because the idea lives rent free in my head.
It should be a really cute moment too, right? The idea of his parents teaching him how to swim while his two new brothers cheer in the background. It sounds super sweet and wholesome, doesn’t it?
WRONG.
That shit is going to be like watching a Roman Gladiator battle and it nothing short of chaos incarnate as Tom paddles violently in the water, holding onto Sonic’s legs as Sonic holds onto the dock with every last shred of strength in his body.
“BETRAYAL,” he screeches, as Knuckles pries his fingers off of the dock. “I SAVE YOU, AND THIS IS YOUR PAYMENT.”
“This is for your own good, brother,” Knuckles says solemnly.
“SONIC WE’RE IN THE SHALLOW PART,” Tom screams over Tails wailing in the background about how his new big brother is being murdered. “LET GO!”
“MY OWN FATHER HATH FORSAKEN ME,” sobs Sonic. “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!”
“Sonic just let- DID YOU JUST LICK ME?”
Maddie eventually needs to jump in to wrench him off. But that’s a whole other issue in itself, which ends in Maddie holding a flailing, sparking child above the water, screaming at the top of her lungs about how “MOMMY WON’T LET YOU DIE BUT I SWEAR TO GOD SONIC IF YOU ELECTROCUTE ME YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR.”
“TELL HIM, MADDIE,” shouts Tom.
Meanwhile, Tails finally gains enough bravery to grab at a floating toy off the dock. “FOR SONIIIIIIIIC,” he screeches between his tears, before beating Tom across the head with a pool noodle.
This is my dream. No I don’t take criticism.
The mental image of Sonic clinging to Maddie for dear life and just going “ma. Ma. MA I DIDN’T GIVE UP THE POWER OF A GOLDEN GOD JUST TO END UP HERE”*points to the innocent looking pool toy* “it’s gonna pop the second i move AND THEN IM DONE FOR.” They see he sorta has a point (HA!), so they bundle him up in one of those heavy duty life jackets instead. But it’s the one used for toddlers where he’s floating on his back and has pictures of frogs printed on it.
Knuckles can swim just fine and likes to race Donudad and Momaddie all the time. He’s trying to teach Ozzie to swim underwater for long periods of time. The races are one of the only ways to get Sonic in the water cause then he just runs across and if he’s feeling confident he’ll let himself lose momentum and float back up with his life jacket. Knuckles likes sitting at the bottom of the lake and he eventually gets Tails into doing it by make it a whole contest to see who can float back up the slowest and hold their breath the longest.
ok since shadows gonne be in the 3rd movie it will obviously be based around sonic adventure 2. i keep seeing people hope for amy or rouge to be in the 3rd movie (or even both) but to BE HONEST…i kind of feel like the movie would be just fine without them. i love them both & i know they do contribute to the story in sa2 but do the movies need to be super accurate to the games? (i also kind of feel like the cast will start to look a little overcrowded/weird when theres a lot of cgi anthro animals around humans, but i dont think that rlly matters because the cartoon characters next to the realistic people in the games has already been semi normalized with everyone) but also theres already been a sa2 adaption in sonic x… and as much as i absolutely ADORE sonic adventure 2, we’ve seen this same story twice already and i hope the movie will be somewhat different. well,i KNOW the movie will be atleast a LITTLE different because of the human characters, like tom maddie and yknow all of them, that are apart of the story.and i know theyre alot more important than they were in the games☝️ also if sonic 2 is jim carrey’s last movie, the story would work without eggman tbh. agent stone getting revenge for his death by trying to litterally destroy the world using shadow would be pretty cool. thank you for reading..!!!!!
WHAT IF THE SHADOW VA ANNOUNCEMENT DROPPED TOMORROW BCS TOMORROW IS THE PERFECT DAY TO RELEASE IT SINCE SONJC MOVIE 2 IS GONNA BE RELEASED IN PARAMOUNT PLUS RIGHT GUYS
Similarities between the Sonic Movie and Sonic Movie 2
Ever since I saw the sequel for the first time, I noticed a lot of things that happened there that happened as well in the first movie. Now that I’ve seen the movie three times in theaters, I finally finished this list I’ve been working on since the first time I saw it.
If you think I missed something, you’re free to add them when you reblog
To be a Sonic Movie it must feature:
- A bar scene.
- Tom punching someone in the face.
- Someone getting tucked in.
- Sonic eating chili dogs.
- Robotnik moving/acting like a robot.
- Sanic reference.
- Any anthropomorphic animal gets hurt and Maddie takes care of them.
- Sonic falling in water/getting wet.
- Musical montage where Sonic’s having fun.
- Afro Sonic.
- The Wachowski house being destroyed.
- Someone flossing.
- Someone spying on someone (Sonic spying on the Green Hills people and Tails spying on Sonic).
- Slow motion scene with Sonic avoiding the drones attacks and destroying them.
- Sonic making the PEW, PEW, PEW!sound.
- References to other Ben Schwartz’ characters.
- Sonic falling on his face.
- Tom saying “What am I doing?”
- Robotnik shrieking.
- Robotnik talking in another language.
- Robotnik’s playlist.
- Someone getting tied up to a chair (by the Wachowskis.)
- A scene at the baseball field.
- Sonic saying “I can’t with this guy”.
- Sonic saying “Gotta go fast”.
- Baby version of a character.
- Olive Garden being mentioned.
- Someone from Sonic’s planet drives a car.
- Car chase.
- Sonic being rendered unconscious at least three times.
- Sonic being caged.
- Sonic dancing.
- Sonic doing an iconic pose from the videogames.
- Sonic saying “I have no idea.”
- A young character is knocked unconscious and his new friend begs desperately for them to wake up.
- Sonic almost dying by Robotnik’s hand and getting a power up to defeat him.
- The vehicle Tom’s driving ends up damaged.
- Sonic saying “Uhh… Meow?”
- A character with a traumatic past is in need of a friend and ends up not only earning friends, but also a family.
- Wholesome found family ending.
- A beloved and very important character from the games being featured in the post credit scene.
Alright, I’m callin’ it: Ken Penders is gonna bitch about the Chip n’ Dale movie because Ugly Sonic is wearing a jacket and sunglasses, saying they’re ripping off Anti-Sonic/Scourge.
