#source gintama

I never committed acts of terror. I punched a guy who pissed me off and he just happened to represent the country.

- Yami, about attacking Damnatio during Asta’s trial.

Shepard: Rock, paper, scissors!

[Only Vega has put out rock.]

Vega: [to Joker] You’re doing shadow puppets? What the hell is that?

Joker: Can’t you see? It’s a crab. A crab.

Shepard: [has finger puppets] Well, this is better than last time…Your rock can’t stand up to my family here.

Vega: What family is that?!

Shepard: [moving the dad puppet] You should just admit defeat!

Vega: Goddamn it, it’s rock, paper, scissors!

Shepard: You lose, Vega. Work hard now.

Vega: Why do I lose?!