#incorrect black clover quotes
Charlotte: I believe in you
Yami:Really?
Charlotte: Daily reminder: I don’t believe in men
Capitans online meeting
Julius: How can I make it louder?
Yami: alt+f4 old, young man
Charlotte: It’s an old trick Yami, he won’t catch-
Julius:*disconnected*
Charlotte: -on to it…
Jack:*wheeze*
Yami: Did it hurt?
Charlotte: Hurt what?
Yami: When you fell in love with me
Charlotte: At that moment, briars stabbed me there, where they shouldn’t so my answer is yes, it hurt.
Yami: I’m an idiot
Charlotte: Don’t worry, I still love you
Yami: I expected something like „No, you are not” but thanks
Fuegoleon: Why Dorothy stabs Jack with a fork and yells „DIE YOU GIGANT CANNIBAL”?
Charlotte: She watched something called „Attack on Titan” and now she feel short. She even called me Armored Titan. I don’t even know what it is.
Charlotte: It’s cold here
Yami:I think that’s just your aura
I felt bad about what I did to Noelle. It was a weird feeling. Not used to it. Didn’t love it.
- Solid Silva
Finral: You gotta have confidence in yourself. You gotta believe in yourself.
Magna: Who are you talking to?
Finral:Myself.
Magna: Is he listening?
Finral:No.
Asta: So, how have you been?
Magna: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
Luck:Hi.
Magna: Oh look, there it is.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
- Every villain underestimating Asta, because he has no magic and two swords, moments before getting stabbed.
Yesterday I overheard Leopold saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mereoleona replying “Just trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
- Fuegoleon Vermillion
Baby Noelle: Will you read me a bedtime story?
Nozel:No.
Noelle: Pretty please?
Nozel: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
black clover au where everything is the same but klaus gets a gun
this changes nothing and also everything
Random Bigot: Why is there a peasant in the Golden Dawn? He should know his pla-
Klaus, standing behind them ominously: *cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
Mimosa:My plans for this week are to go on missions, get Yuno to socialize more, and overthrow the government.
Mimosa, the next day, staring at all the elves: This is not what I meant by overthrowing the government.
Klaus:Okay, you know what? You’re in time-out.
Klaus:Get on top of the fridge. Get up there.
Langris, climbing onto the fridge: THIS SQUAD IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Mimosa:Excuse my language, but what the fuck is that?
Alecdora:It’s a statue. I made it with Siren and Hamon.
Mimosa:It’s staring into my soul. William Vangeance is staring into my soul and I hate it.
David:Did you have to put it in the middle of the communal cafeteria? It really is staring into our souls…
Yuno:Your obsession with our captain is getting very concerning.
Alecdora:
Alecdora:…You’re right. It isstaring into my soul. It has to go.
Zenon: No. You know what? Fuck you. *un-goldens your dawn*
*Pre Elf Arc*
Alecdora: Hey, Captain, what do you want to eat?
Patri:The souls of the innocent-
William: A bagel
Patri:NO!
William: Two bagels
*The Golden Dawn dancing off the Spade invaders*
David: We’re not scared of you, and you’re going down!
Letoile: David.
Letoile: David, they have devil powers.
Letoile: David, they have a member of the Dark Triad with them.
Letoile: DAVID, WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!
Letoile: Wait, I have Another Atlas, IT’S PREPARE TO DIE LOSERS-
I made a typo here, it’s supposed to be “facing” and not “dancing,” but honestly the idea of the Golden Dawn in a dance-off with the Spade Kingdom gives me life and is much more pleasant than reality, so I’ll leave it.
*The Golden Dawn dancing off the Spade invaders*
David: We’re not scared of you, and you’re going down!
Letoile: David.
Letoile: David, they have devil powers.
Letoile: David, they have a member of the Dark Triad with them.
Letoile: DAVID, WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!
Letoile: Wait, I have Another Atlas, IT’S PREPARE TO DIE LOSERS-
Langris:*sleeping on couch*
Finral:*fires gun*
Langris, abruptly waking up: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
David:I’m quick at math.
William:Okay, what’s 38 times 76?
David:24.
William:That’s not even close.
David:But it was quick.
Letoile:This could get us killed!
David:Or worse, lectured by Klaus about responsibility!
