Charlotte: I believe in you

Yami:Really?

Charlotte: Daily reminder: I don’t believe in men

Capitans online meeting

Julius: How can I make it louder?

Yami: alt+f4 old, young man

Charlotte: It’s an old trick Yami, he won’t catch-

Julius:*disconnected*

Charlotte: -on to it…

Jack:*wheeze*

Yami: Did it hurt?

Charlotte: Hurt what?

Yami: When you fell in love with me

Charlotte: At that moment, briars stabbed me there, where they shouldn’t so my answer is yes, it hurt.

Yami: I’m an idiot

Charlotte: Don’t worry, I still love you

Yami: I expected something like „No, you are not” but thanks

Fuegoleon: Why Dorothy stabs Jack with a fork and yells „DIE YOU GIGANT CANNIBAL”?

Charlotte: She watched something called „Attack on Titan” and now she feel short. She even called me Armored Titan. I don’t even know what it is.

Charlotte: It’s cold here

Yami:I think that’s just your aura

I felt bad about what I did to Noelle. It was a weird feeling. Not used to it. Didn’t love it.

- Solid Silva

Finral: You gotta have confidence in yourself. You gotta believe in yourself.

Magna: Who are you talking to?

Finral:Myself.

Magna: Is he listening?

Finral:No.

Asta: So, how have you been?

Magna: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.

Luck:Hi.

Magna: Oh look, there it is.

What are you gonna do, stab me?

- Every villain underestimating Asta, because he has no magic and two swords, moments before getting stabbed.

Yesterday I overheard Leopold saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mereoleona replying “Just trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

- Fuegoleon Vermillion

Baby Noelle: Will you read me a bedtime story?

Nozel:No.

Noelle: Pretty please?

Nozel: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

Solid: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist.

Solid: I never found a wallet on the ground and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived in another city so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Noelle: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Yami: This morning, I found a lottery ticket on the ground, I scratched it off and I won 18,000 Yul!

William: That’s amazing!

Jack:Wow!

Fuegoleon: Better luck next time.

Everyone:…

Fuegoleon: Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.

Yami: William, I’m afraid.

William: Just stay close to Mereoleona.

Yami: That’s why I’m afraid.

Klaus: Some if you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Mimosa: …we’re playing Monopoly?

Lucifero: Is four a lot?

Adrammelech: Depends on the context.

Adrammelech: Murders? No.

Adrammelech: Bananas? Yes.

Luck: I just tried making a reservation at the library.

Gauche: You don’t need a reser-

Luck: But I couldn’t get one.

Gauche: Please stop talking.

Luck: It was fully…

Gauche, about to lose it:Don’t.

Luck:Booked.

Nacht: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Nacht: Except for my middle finger, send that to Yami.

Zora: Life means suffering until we eventually die.

Finral, concerned: What happened?

Vanessa, rolling her eyes: The coffee machine is broken.

Yami: I’m telling you, my children are completely fine.

Magna: Yami! Asta tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it’s broken!

Yami: I’m single, you’re single… You know what that means…

Charlotte, blushing:Yes…

Yami: We ugly.

Noelle: Why is your back all scratched up?

Asta: *flashbacks to a raccoon chasing him after Noelle tells him to leave it alone*

Asta: I’m having an affair.

Magna: Having one ‘lazy day’ per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, and improve mental health.

Charmy: Now imagine having 7 lazy days per week. How healthy is that?

Yami: You’re insane-

Mereoleona: What did you just say?

Yami: -ly powerful! Freakingly badass!

Zora: I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like you…

Sekke:

Zora: It’s nothing personal, I don’t like anybody.

Vanessa: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Finral: Aww, no you haven’t.

Vanessa: So why do you keep cooking?

Leopold: You don’t actually wash your hands, they wash each other while you just watch.

Asta, looking at his hands: O h.

Mimosa: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

Kirsch: All the time, when you look good. You get used to it.

Luck: How come it’s considered wrong when I have fun?

Yami: People die when you have fun.

Luck: I like your shoes.

Magna: I like your hat.

Luck: Want to be friends?

Magna: I fight crime for a living.

Luck: I commit crime for a living.

Noelle and Asta:*screaming*

Yami: What happened, Noelle?

Asta: Why are you only asking her? We were both screaming.

Yami: Because Noelle doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have a chance.