#speed buggy

Tinker: Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint is gone.

Debbie: primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish.

Mark: you want some trail mix?

Tinker: you mean “M&Ms with obstacles”?

Debbie: Tinker, you’ve been through quite a lot recently, how are you feeling?

Tinker: hang on, let me get my mood ring.

Tinker: huge shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques.

Mark: every word got worse as you kept talking.

Debbie: *screams*

Tinker: *screams in solidarity despite not knowing what Debbie is screaming about*

Tinker: is there a word like “howdy” except for goodbye? i want to say it.

Mark: it’s 3am, please go to sleep.