#star trek tos
spock “secret wife” vulcan vs bones “secret daughter(s)” mccoy fight fight fight!
A good portion of Star Trek is just Spock & his family causing intergalactic incidents & I think that’s very sexy of them.
Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.
Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.
Bones: I meant your father?
Spock:…
Spock:Continue
Is That Mr. Spock?
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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??
Kirk: Lemme talk to him!
Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!
Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.
Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.
Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM
Spock on communicator : c-captain?
Tighter
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Spock: Jim! Why are you crying?
Kirk: I don’t know Mr. Spock <3 I think I just need a hug.
Spock: of course Jim. Come here.
Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock <3
Kirk: Mr. Spock<3?
Spock: yes Jim?
Kirk: can you hug me tighter?
Spock: How is this?
Kirk: tighter please
Spock: Jim…
Kirk: tighter
Spock: this is quite tight already.
Kirk: tighter
Spock: Jim any tighter and I might -
Kirk: I would like it tighter Mr. Spock <3
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Somehow, I’m all three of them right now.
Mea Culpa
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T’pring: I regret not being more forthcoming. Doing so would have most likely circumvented the unpleasantness of the kal-if-fee
Spock: I agree. However, in retrospect, my decision to join starfleet was most likely both unexpected and undesirable for you. My negligence likely played no small role in precipitating the events.
Spock: You and Stonn appear to be well suited for each other. Additionally because things have worked out well for me, I see no reason to bear any ill will.
T’pring: Indeed neither do I.
T’pring: oh! Is that your… Current partner?
Spock:
Spock: Yes<3.
T’pring:
T’pring: he seems nice.
Kirk: PLOMEEEEEEK!
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I was chatting with a friend on insta about the Spock/Pring kiss in the snw trailer. And I mentioned how I really hope they don’t make Pring a villain. In my head, I feel like Spock and her really get along because they’re really similar personality-wise, they just aren’t head over heels in love with each other. I really hope they portray T’pring and Stonn as having a really cute, genuine relationship, and I hope that Spock and T’pring are able to make amends, and go on double dates, and gossip with each other about Vulcan Stuff. I really really really hope Spock and Pring turn out to be best bitches. Please paramount, can you do this one thing for me?
Addendum:
I also like to think that Stonn is as smart as paper.
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T’pring: STONN, honey. Don’t give him that. Just come stand by me sweetie.
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“I’ve got to get to the captain!” ft. spock having all the grace of a newborn giraffe learning to walk
imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture
very much enjoying the tags thank you everybody
Wait till they all actually watch it and see the unnecessary titty window situation.
au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd