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spock “secret wife” vulcan vs bones “secret daughter(s)” mccoy fight fight fight!

dudelookitsalesbian:

A good portion of Star Trek is just Spock & his family causing intergalactic incidents & I think that’s very sexy of them.

tobadlygo:

Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.

Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.

Bones: I meant your father?

Spock:

Spock:Continue

duxduxdux:

Is That Mr. Spock?

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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??

Kirk: Lemme talk to him!

Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!

Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.

Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.

Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM

Spock on communicator : c-captain?

duxduxdux:

Tighter

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Spock: Jim! Why are you crying?

Kirk: I don’t know Mr. Spock <3 I think I just need a hug.

Spock: of course Jim. Come here.

Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock <3

Kirk: Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: yes Jim?

Kirk: can you hug me tighter?

Spock: How is this?

Kirk: tighter please

Spock: Jim…

Kirk: tighter

Spock: this is quite tight already.

Kirk: tighter

Spock: Jim any tighter and I might -

Kirk: I would like it tighter Mr. Spock <3

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captaincrusher:

Rule one of the hazmat protocol: Be sure to touch everything and then sniff your hand.


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duxduxdux:

Mea Culpa

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T’pring: I regret not being more forthcoming. Doing so would have most likely circumvented the unpleasantness of the kal-if-fee

Spock: I agree. However, in retrospect, my decision to join starfleet was most likely both unexpected and undesirable for you. My negligence likely played no small role in precipitating the events.

Spock: You and Stonn appear to be well suited for each other. Additionally because things have worked out well for me, I see no reason to bear any ill will.

T’pring: Indeed neither do I.

T’pring: oh! Is that your… Current partner?

Spock:

Spock: Yes<3.

T’pring:

T’pring: he seems nice.

Kirk: PLOMEEEEEEK!

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I was chatting with a friend on insta about the Spock/Pring kiss in the snw trailer. And I mentioned how I really hope they don’t make Pring a villain. In my head, I feel like Spock and her really get along because they’re really similar personality-wise, they just aren’t head over heels in love with each other. I really hope they portray T’pring and Stonn as having a really cute, genuine relationship, and I hope that Spock and T’pring are able to make amends, and go on double dates, and gossip with each other about Vulcan Stuff. I really really really hope Spock and Pring turn out to be best bitches. Please paramount, can you do this one thing for me?

Addendum:

I also like to think that Stonn is as smart as paper.

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T’pring: STONN, honey. Don’t give him that. Just come stand by me sweetie.

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kirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the thingskirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the thingskirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the thingskirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the thingskirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the thingskirknspock:You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the things

kirknspock:

You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him, because you’ll never know the things that love can drive a man to… the ecstasies, the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures, and the glorious victories. All of these things you’ll never know, simply because the word “love” isn’t written into your book.


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I’ve spend three days in wait of my covid test results drawing this and learning about Andorian reprI’ve spend three days in wait of my covid test results drawing this and learning about Andorian reprI’ve spend three days in wait of my covid test results drawing this and learning about Andorian repr

I’ve spend three days in wait of my covid test results drawing this and learning about Andorian reproduction. Never would I have guessed there were information about that but it’s a horny show so I’m not really surprised!! Anyway, I’m now both wiser and healthier - turns out it was just a cold!

When I saw this come together it was so cool!! I only wish there were some old school comic texture packs and fonts for Krita. There are a lot for Photoshop, maybe they work for Krita as well? If anyone have some tips on doing retro comics hit me up !


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grouper:

an old human tradition

2022.04.16

deep-space-sixty-nine:

“I’ve got to get to the captain!” ft. spock having all the grace of a newborn giraffe learning to walk

olderthannetfic:

frogayyyy:

frogayyyy:

imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture

very much enjoying the tags thank you everybody

Wait till they all actually watch it and see the unnecessary titty window situation.

casual-marriage-in-space:

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

gar-trek:

Out of touch Spock Thursday 

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