#submission by mod riku

“He doesn’t sweat because his pores are clogged from the spraytan that he uses.”

Riku, about Young Master Xehanort

Vanitas: This [points to a hurricane] moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead.

Vanitas: And your kids die too.

Kairi: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Riku: I don’t have a gay cousin…

Riku: oh waIT I AM THE GAY COUSIN-

Marluxia: I really do love working here, it’s just… we all have a lot of laughs.

Also Marluxia: Fuck off, Larxene! I’m not going to your FUCKING baby shower!

Vanitas: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed

Vanitas, dancing: Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

“I’ll kick everyone’s ass, I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick your dog’s ass, I’ll kick my own ass!”

-Roxas