Riku, to Sora: Hello my love. I mean, my rival.

Just another day in OrgXII

Xion: I can fight!

Vanitas: Forgive me, but you don’t look the type.

Roxas: *mumble* Says the guy in skirt…

Vanitas, offended: It’s a combat skirt!

Repliku, appeared out nowhere: Yeah!!!

Vanitas and Repliku: *high-fiving each other*

Riku: After all, I am the fan favourite

Sora, tearing up: Objection, you bitch!

Ventus: [does strike raid]

Vanitas: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT KEYBLADE, YA MOM’S A HOE

Xemnas: I should’ve left you on that street corner where I found you

Lea: but you didn’t

Riku: Are you flirting or just being nice?

Sora: Bold of you to assume I know the difference

Xehanort: I regret making you

Vanitas: Then get rid of me, pussy

Sora, laying with Riku: So, how did you become an enemy of the state?

Riku: Well, it all started in the summer of ‘86–

Isa: Everyone here, present company included, has considered killing me.

Lea: If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t considered killing you in months.

Isa: …a little bit

Xehanort, telling Riku to give into the darkness: aren’t you tired of being nice?

Xehanort: don’t you want to go ape shitt?

Vanitas, happily taking a throwing dart: I didn’t think you were gonna listen to me! Usually people don’t give me sharp things, because of my mental state!

Ventus: This is my brother, Vanitas. He means well.

Vanitas: I do not mean well, I’ll crush your bones

Ventus: He means well.

Riku: You can’t catch me, Gay Thoughts!

Ansem, possessing him: Oh yes we can

Ventus: I’m doing a great job keeping my crush a secret

Terra:Hey-

Ventus: I have to gay–I mean go-

Sora: I like guys-

Riku:What?

Sora: -sers. Geysers. I think they’re one of nature’s wonders.

Riku, sipping his drink:oh

Sora: I also like dudes.

Riku:*spittakes*

“He doesn’t sweat because his pores are clogged from the spraytan that he uses.”

Riku, about Young Master Xehanort

Vanitas: This [points to a hurricane] moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead.

Vanitas: And your kids die too.

Kairi: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Riku: I don’t have a gay cousin…

Riku: oh waIT I AM THE GAY COUSIN-

Here’s a wee comic as requested by @soracossetteenjoy!

Sora, to Xehanort: You’re really heckin’ me off. Puttin’ me on my last uwu

Sora: How many naps would you have to take in a row for it to just be a restless sleep?

Ventus, without missing a beat:Seven

Roxas, in Sora’s heart: Hey, are you okay?

Ventus, also in Sora’s heart: Yeah, I just miss him.

Ventus: *In The Arms Of An Angel plays softly as he thinks abt Terra*

Sora: I dunno man, you’re looking a little updog.

Leon: What’s updog.

Sora: RIKU COME IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

Riku, holding a knife: …I feel dangerous holding a knife like this.

Sora: People are gonna think you’re a serial killer.

Riku: What do you mean, ‘think’?

Riku: I’ve never made a good decision, ever, in my life.

Sora: I know this and I worry about you.

Sora, with a mouthful of food: so then–

Riku: Don’t chew with your mouth full!

Sora:

Riku:

Sora:

Riku:shit–

Marluxia: I really do love working here, it’s just… we all have a lot of laughs.

Also Marluxia: Fuck off, Larxene! I’m not going to your FUCKING baby shower!

*Everyone’s sitting at a table, Sora has a bad cough*

Kairi: Sora, you should stop dying before you die.

*Kairi realizes what she said, she starts laughing with everyone else*

Sora, between coughs: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Vanitas: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed

Vanitas, dancing: Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

“I’ll kick everyone’s ass, I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick your dog’s ass, I’ll kick my own ass!”

-Roxas