In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
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We’re not called Tree Frog Treks for nothing! Learn about #frogs and #tadpoles at Kids Play Night this Saturday, like our namesake native Sierran Tree Frogs!
Kids will also meet animals, eat pizza, watch a movie and more! Kids Play Night runs form 5:30 - 9pm every Saturday and is only $35 for the first child, $25 for each sibling. Drop-ins are welcome but pre-register to guarantee a spot!
So the first time I found out that kids were eating tide pods it was during class a few years ago and I was so lost in the conversation that was happening. I legit was worried because I thought kids were eating baby frogs because I confused it with tadpoles and it took me a hot sec to figure out what they actually meant. I haven’t felt more stupid in my life lol. Don’t eat tide pods people, or tadpoles!
