#teacup dog

#tbt to bathtime antics. I feel like I look like Count Dracula, played by Gary Oldman, here from Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie, no?

I wonder what this week will bring? Will this awful NYC humidity break? Will My neighborhood crush finally notice me and ask me on a date? Will I get that book deal I’ve been hoping for? Should I dye my hair for fall to switch things up? Does Mueller really have something major on Trump? And why does that girl behind me look so pissed?

#tbt to my first snow when I was just a young girl, still in my Pom uglies without my gorgeous thick fur coat, and annoyed at the cold wind blowing in my tiny face.

Ok @leslieglewis, how about you take the photo quickly before this lion decides to slam its paw down and eat me? You keep telling me it’s just a statue but something feels off.