Reines Blasen oder “nur Wichsen”, wo gibt es das schon, außer in manchen Spartenpornos? Niemand würde einen Schwanz lutschen, ohne ihn dabei oder zwischendurch anzufassen…
Als Bekennerin der ganzheitlichen Schwanzbehandlung, bei der alternierend alle zur Verfügung stehenden körperlichen Mittel zugleich eingesetzt werden, um die drei bedeutsamsten männlichen erogenen Positionen bestmöglich zu besetzen: (1) der Schaft vom Ansatz bis zur Eichel, (2) die Hoden und der Hodensack einschließlich seitlich die Falten zum Oberschenkelansatz sowie (3) der Analbereich, also äußerlich Damm, Rosette, Anusöffnung bis hin zur innerlichen Prostatamassage mittels Eindringen eines oder mehrerer Finger. (Der dritte Bereich oder Teile davon werden immer mal im Rahmen der Vorbereitung von so manchen Herren ausgeklammert, jedoch auf Nachfrage an Ort und Tag “zum Ausprobieren” wieder erwünscht; und finden großen Anklang - meist zur völligen Überraschung der männlicher Perspektive). Damit sind alle an Herstellung und Weiterverarbeitung des Ejakulats beteiligten Organe abgedeckt.
Im Unterricht empfehle ich meinen Studenten, “holistic Cock worship” nach Möglichkeit im Team zu drei Cumsluts durchzuführen, zumindest die ersten realen Male, weil so einerseits tolle Spielräume für weitere erregende Handlungen entstehen (sowohl für den Schwanzbesitzer als auch untereinander für die beteiligten Schwanzbearbeiterinnen), und trotzdem Entlastung geschaffen wird, sich die einzelne weniger verausgaben muss sowie ein nahtloser Wechsel zwischen den Positionen gut funktioniert. ist man zu dritt vor Ort können immer zwei leicht kompensieren, wenn eine Slut kurz etwas anderes macht oder mal etwas improvisiert (Z.B. mit gierigen Blicken Zehn zu lutschen, sich seine Zunge tief in den Hals stecken zu lassen oder seinen Kopf feste zwischen ihre Beine oder die einer Kollegin zu pressen, u.v.m., und nach Geschmack …).
Drei Cumsluts sind zwar ideal, aber man kann das ganzheitliche Konzept auch allein gut umsetzen, mit häufig wechselnden Stimulationsmethoden und größerem Fokus auf die jeweils momentan ausgeführten Tätigkeiten und durch bewusste Senkung der Anforderung an allen drei Positionen simultan gleichmäßig und über die gesamte Zeit tätig zu sein. Ein sinnvolles Gleichgewicht muss man dann situativ für sich selbst aber auch anhand der Reaktionen des Schwanzträgers finden und immer wieder anpassen. Und ich kann mit Stolz behaupten, dass alle unserer Schülerinnen das Einfühlen in die Situation und daraufhin die Abstimmung der eigenen Vorgehensweise nach sehr kurzer Zeit hervorragend gelingt!
Cumslut College Competence: keine halben Sachen machen!
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 16: ATTUMA
Attuma and Namor in a team-up??? I couldn’t have imagined it happening. But today, Kurt Busiek did it in King In Black Namor #1. Granted, it was a long time ago, when these enemies first met as teenagers!
Oh wait! I forgot that Namor and Attuma teamed up in Robinson’s Squadron Supreme. Probably because I’ve tried to forget this awful book. Also, like Namor, I find it hard to believe Attuma cares at all for Atlantis.
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 17: HOPE SUMMERS
Namor and Hope Summers had few interactions during Namor’s time with the X-Men, but they were memorable!
I don’t know if Kieron Gillen had read Namor and Namorita’s stories, but he certainly picked up on the entertaining dynamic between them in Bill Everett’s stories, and then updated it with a twist.
This final scene between is perfect, pure Gillen gold, and showcases how awesome they are together. I mean how many times do we see Namor relaxed and trusting enough to joke with someone?
Namor and Hope had another team-up in the Escape From the Negative Zone arc, where Namor is for some reason driven violently psychotic by the arid conditions of the Negative Zone (yet this lack of water doesn’t seem to effect Namor’s strength). Hope absorbs Namor’s mutant ability to keep him occupied as they escape back to Earth. And Hope shares how she really feels about Namor.
Sadly, the final team-up, I believe, was after AvX. Hope may have been the only person to ask about Namor after being possessed by the Phoenix.
And Hope is the only person who Namor has even tried to talk with about his experience.
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 18: TIGER SHARK
Hard to believe, but yes, Tiger Shark and Namor did team-up before Jason Aaron’s Defenders of the Deep story. One time. Once.
In the awesome Bob Harras and Jae Lee Suma-Ket arc, we find a less … villainous Tiger Shark living under the name Arlys, married to an Atlantean, and expecting a child! Of course, such happiness can’t last, and the family is attacked by the Faceless Ones. Tamara Rahn saves Tiger Shark, but not before his pregnant wife is killed. Tamara convinces Tiger Shark he can pursue his vengeance by allying with Namor and Atlantis, as they learn that the Faceless Ones are minions of Suma-Ket and Artys Gran!
Of course, Namor and Tiger Shark’s actual team-Up mostly involves them arguing / fighting or getting chained up together. Hmmmmm.
And when Namor loses to Suma-Ket, Tiger Shark isn’t exactly … sad.
While we never have seen this more … rational Tiger Shark again, I’ve always wanted to see writers develop this particular Namor rogue more fully. GIven he actually was made with Namor’s DNA, I think he’s full of potential.
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 19: THE THING
To be honest, there really isn’t much love lost between Namor and Ben Grimm, the Ever Lovin’ Blue Eyed Thing, so finding panels, much less comics, where they team-up.
Marvel Two-in-One 28 is one of those rare comics. It starts out with Namor actually being nice, instead of a misunderstanding or slug fest.
Namor is attacked by a group of Piranha Men-Fish (don’t ask) and when Thing, pushed by Alicia, goes to help Namor, both are captured (don’t ask) who force the pair into gladiator games (don’t ask).
Namor is unusually nice in this issue, trying to avoid the slugfest, and suggesting plans to save Alicia.
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 20: MAN-THING
I think this is the only time Namor and Man-Thing (sort of) team-up and it was a poetic, trippy art masterpiece! I say ‘sort of’ because Man-Thing seemed to be possessed by other spirits, or versions of himself. This team-up doesn’t start with a fight, but by a Neptune directed quest to the Nexus of All Realities …
… where he meets Man-Thing who ‘sings’ to him. “Child of the sea,” it caroled. “Child of the earth. A wounded, raging soul from birth. Devil’s ears, angel’s wings …” – which is such a perfect take on Namor.
They end up going to the ancient past, and visiting Atlantis before it sank, and encounter the Atlantean goddess Cleito, to fulfill their quest.
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 22: SPIDER-MAN
Today’s team-up is from an actual team-up book, Marvel Team-Up 14. Unlike the previous two team-ups, Namor and Spider-Man’s co-operative adventures usually started with a misunderstanding, followed by a fight, followed by realization, followed, finally, by the team-up. Namor and Spidey just never seemed to get along when they first meet. It may have something to do with Spider-Man’s cocky quipping and Namor’s prickly personality.
But once matters are explained and apologies offered, Namor and Spider-Man combine their powers in the true spirit of team-up. Yes, Namor is the power boat for a water skiing Spidey.
Bonus picture! Spider-Man actually teams up with Namor to defeat the trumpet tooting Doctor Doom in Spidey Super Stories 53!
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 23: NAMORA
Another team-up from the Golden Age and another first appearance.
Pay no attention to the Original Human Torch trying to horn in on this team-up on the cover. Jim Hammond doesn’t appear in Namora and Namor’s story.
Golden Age Namor is again very reasonable about his team-ups – just asking him seems to be work most the time.
Namora first appeared late in 1947, and by the Atlas era sadly seems to have taken Lady Dorma’s place as Namor’s Atlantean ‘sidekick.’ But she delivers such classic team-ups as this one, where Namor “infiltrates” a water show and is forced to wear this amazing costume, affectionately known as, “FIN!”
Welcome to a Namor Advent Calendar! Have a bit of Namor cheer for each of the 24 days till Christmas! This year I’ll be highlighting Namor Team-Ups!
DAY 24: LADY DORMA
In honor of the upcoming King In Black Namor mini-series by Kurt Busiek, I’m starting with Namor’s very first team-up, in Marvel Comics #1, which was with Lady Dorma!
Unlike many future team-ups, this one doesn’t start with Namor fighting with Dorma. Instead, Lady Dorma does what she usually does, i.e. insist on joining Namor on his adventure. The first 8 pages of this story is actually a reprint of Bill Everett’s story for Motion Picture Funnies Weekly #1. Lady Dorma isn’t in those pages, but in the new pages that Bill Everett drew specifically for Marvel Comics #1.
Bonus picture, the original art of the last page of the story, which is also the oldest piece of Marvel art in existence. It also shows Lady Dorma is no shrinking violet, but a capable companion.
