#teen wolf x reader

Stiles and Y/N: (looks at Theo talking to Scott)

Stiles: what if we just kill him?

Y/N: how would that help?

Stiles: it would make me feel better

Y/N:

Y/N: good point

Theo: I think I wanna die

Stiles: then perish

Malia: you will

Kira: please don’t

Scott: why?

Liam: cool

Y/N: (message deleted without opening)

Malia: are you a top or a bottom?

Derek: top

Kira: bottom

Lydia: switch

Y/N: threat

Lydia: I think it’s time we say goodbye to logic

Y/N: yeah

Y/N: get out, Stiles

Y/N: act tough, Liam

Liam: I’m not tough!

Y/N:

Y/N: that’s why I said ‘act’, dumbass!

Stiles: do you have any enemies?

Theo: no, I’m naturally popular and very well liked

Stiles:

Lydia:

Malia:

Y/N:

Stiles: I can think of a few reasons

Malia: shitloads

Lydia: definitely

Liam: you steal my food

Y/N: your existence annoys me

McCall/ Stilinski family dinner

Stiles: (has 4 glasses of wine)

Stiles: (is the family alcoholic)

Hale family dinner

Y/N: (has 4 glasses of wine)

Y/N: (is the designated driver)

Peter: I sent you a text yesterday!

Y/N: I was busy!

Peter:

Y/N: ignoring you

Peter: I got the cake, like you asked

Peter: it says “happy 18th birthday, Lee”

Peter:

Peter: he’s 17, isn’t he?

Y/N: his name is Liam

Scott, seeing Y/N hurt: oh you poor thing!

Y/N: don’t bring my financial status into this

Peter: look, I was a pretty handsome fella when I was young

Peter: you saw me as a young werewolf

Peter: right, Lydia?

Lydia:

Stiles: it’s hard to imagine you as a young werewolf

Peter: well, I-

Y/N: -or young anything…

Peter: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted

Y/N: is it the one you have now?

Peter: no

Y/N:

Y/N: well, it should be…

Y/N: when I feel sad, I just… stop being sad and go back to being myself

Scott: please

Scott: when are you ever sad?

Y/N: well, Theo got almost killed yesterday

Y/N: I was sad I wasn’t there to witness it…

Derek: do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?

Y/N: well, since you ate the last slice of pizza, I’d say you have an enemy…

at the Hale family dinner table:

Peter: can you pass the salt?

Y/N: can you pass away?

Peter, coughing: too much salt

Stiles: how are you?

Y/N: actually, I’m in a very bad place

Stiles:

Stiles: what happened?

Y/N: oh, nothing

Y/N: I’m just standing next to Theo right now

Y/N: okay, so here’s some friendly advice-

Theo: I don’t want your advice

Y/N:

Y/N: alright then, some unfriendly advice-

Peter: I really like this ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing we have going on…

Y/N: that’s not a thing

Y/N: it’s just that you’re an asshole and I’m not