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My toxic trait is that whenever someone gives me the aux I put on sea shanties
Last weekend I was deliriously sick and thought I was going to die so when my dad said “Good night” I said “I’m too far gone to say goodbye and mean it.” And it took me until right now to realise how absolutely raw and weird that was
Sorry to Frankenpost twice in one night after being inactive for weeks but another thing that I find RIDICULOUSLY funny in visual adaptations of Frankenstein is that the Monster’s stitches are portrayed as so massive and ugly and uneven. Old movie directors read the book and said “Huh. Bold of Victor to assume he knows how to sew.”
“I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I’d seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she’d always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.“
-The Last Olympian.Percy slowly realizing he’s in love.
IM BACK from the dead hello tumblr. Hello percy jackson. Hello percabeth! Hello future disney+ show
you know, back when i first read the lightining theif the lotus hotel seemed like a nightmare but now?????? girl, free food, free hotel room, free entertainment and zero responsibilities for the next hundreds of years??????? the guys running the hotel had the right idea because i’m ready to leave this horrifying reality, where do i check in
hanamaki: so how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don’t like you?
oikawa: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass
akaashi: i relate to belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls
oikawa: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
hinata: kageyama has spaced out again, i wonder what he is thinking about this time
in kageyama’s head: salt is just angry sugar
akaashi, intensely looking at the floor with a serious face:
konoha: what is he even thinking about like that
bokuto: i have no idea
akaashi, internally: what was the bokuto-san’s #46 weakness
tsukishima: can anyone give an example of things that are useless?
hinata: *raises hand*
tsukishima: very good, any other examples?
oikawa: damn right i’m pretty
iwaizumi: i said petty
hinata, visiting kageyama’s house: hi! i’m here to see tobio, i’m a friend of his
miwa: that’s impossible, tobio has no friends
tsukishima: i just ended a ten year relationship
akaashi: oh my gosh, are you okay?
tsukishima: yeah, it wasn’t my relationship
kageyama, thinking: don’t show him how awkward you are
hinata: nice weather
kageyama:thanks
kuroo: do you even lift bro?
bokuto: do i even lift? yeah bro i lift. i lift your spirits up. how have you been? everything okay? i miss you. let’s grab lunch sometime.
oikawa, left along with a kid:
kid:
oikawa: say fuck
wlw who wear hijabs make me want to BOW you all deserve a KISS
The Lindworm or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Horrible Desnakeified Husband Who Doesn’t Know How To Occupy A Human Body and Slithers Everywhere
I’m not too active on here so I was thinking maybe an ask game could spice things up a little
(Anyone can use this and it could also work with your OC’s and original works)
*random emoji ask game*
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- What’s a WIP idea you’ve really enjoyed writing?
- What’s a character you like writing for and why?
- What’s a idea you’ve enjoyed but never/couldn’t write?
- What’s something you consider a win in your writing?
- Share a scene in your latest WIP
- Who do you mostly write for (going “[someone] would enjoy this!” when writing)
- Favorite character/story trope
- Something you hate to/will never write
- When was the last time you were inspired?
- What’s your favorite AU?
☘️ - Do you enjoy mostly incorporating canon or fanon details in your work?
☁️ - What’s a fandom you like writing for the most?
- Favorite things to write about
- Share a funny scene in one of your WIPs
- Which character is most likely to have a terrible sleep schedule?
- Which character is most likely to walk around in a wal-mart/gas station decked out in armor/cosplay/hero costume
- What is your favorite book/author?
- What compliment meant the most to you regarding your writing? (offline or online)
️ - Favorite way you have described something in your works
- What has been your favorite dynamic to write for? (romantic or platonic)
- What story (fanfiction or published work) had the biggest impact on you?
- Choose an aesthetic to describe [character/story] as
- What is a writing style/AU/trope you would like to try out?
- Who is your biggest supporter?
- What’s a scene you’ve really enjoyed working on?
- freebie!
*dusts off hands*
Let’s go
“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons