texts from last night (2)

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(804):girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the

(804):

girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.

(submitted by @tekaihau)

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Tue, 17 Oct 2017 12:00:43

(914):Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then

(914):

Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up

(submitted by @kareenvorbarra)

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Mon, 16 Oct 2017 12:00:33

(217):So, I was thinking… Since this restraining order doesn’t go into affect until monday, that lea

(217):

So, I was thinking… Since this restraining order doesn’t go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

(submitted by @tekaihau)

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Wed, 03 Feb 2016 12:00:53

(702):

If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.

(submitted by @tekaihau)

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Tue, 02 Feb 2016 12:01:00

(615):How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your

(615):

How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:01:56

(425):

i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:01:57

(530): Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are l

(530):

Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:01:45

(303):

that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment

(submitted by birdonwing)

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Sat, 30 Mar 2013 08:01:14

(215):

Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:01:15

(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

(1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

(919): great clearly means different things to us

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:01:00

(832):

moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone

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Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:01:22

(314):

Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON

(submitted by zaataronpita)

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 08:01:18

(252):I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then

(252):

I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

(submitted by zaataronpita)

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Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:01:28

(330):

Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?

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Sun, 24 Mar 2013 08:01:24

(515):

You’re tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 16:01:23

(708):He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU

(708):

He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:01:16

(850):

It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me pregnant.

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:01:17

(210): “But puppies!” Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone&

(210):

“But puppies!” Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone’s dog, you promiscuous midget!!

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:01:30

Hoy se cumple exactamente una semana desde que me has dejado de hablar, y no hay un sólo día, ni una sola hora en que yo no revise mi celular esperando ver al menos una notificación tuya… Veremos cuánto tiempo más dura ésto…

@sr-nadiee

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 10:56:51

Vivir es mucho más complicado que morir.

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Thu, 01 Jul 2021 01:16:57