#thanks ed

Having an ed means doing the most absurd things. Like purposefully choosing to eat cereal with a fork because that way you won’t be catching so much milk in every mouthful. Which, you know, means less calories. Yes, I know its ridiculous. But ican’thelp myself.

I had a complete meltdown because I actually ate dinner yesterday. Like, full on sobbing and pacing around like a nervous wreck. The thing is i didn’t even go over my calorie limit, which is 800, although i usually stay under 600. I swear to God this ed is dangerous. I’ve never felt more crazy in my entire life.