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stop scrolling down your dash and take a few minutes to take care of yourself. take a deep breath, stretch maybe, drink some water, go to the bathroom, maybe take more than just a few minutes and go take a nap. whatever, you know? just remember to take care of yourself.

Say happy birthday to nagito komaeda now.

Son come and fuck your mother. My tits are out for a reason

Son come and fuck your mother. My tits are out for a reason


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“Detritus is a citizen of Ankh-Morpork and my sergeant,” said Vimes.

“However, he is a troll. Perhaps in the interests of diplomacy you could write a short–”

“DoIneed a pisspot?”

“A passport…no, Your Grace.”

“Then he doesn’t either.”

“Nevertheless, Your Grace–”

“There is nonevertheless.”

“But it may not be advisable to–”

“There’s no advisable either.”

A few other guards had drifted over. Vimes was aware of watching eyes.

“He could be ejected by force,” said Inigo.

“Nowthere’san experiment I wouldn’t want to miss,” said Vimes.

Detritus made a rumbling noise. “I don’t mind goin’ back if–”

“Shut up, Sergeant. You’re a free troll. That’s an order.”

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

send me a letter of the alphabet and I’ll tell you about any ocs I have whose name starts with that letter. I have at least one for each letter. do it

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