#the ineffable plan

Crowley: You have a face.

Aziraphale: Yes, I do.

Crowley: I mean nice. You have a nice face.

Aziraphale: Thanks I think.

Crowley: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

Crowley: Do i look straight?

Aziraphale: Not in the slightest

Crowley: No, i mean my parking job

Aziraphale: Oh, in that Case yes

The Them, banging on the door: Crowley open up!

Crowley: Well, it all started when i fell…

Newt: No, they meant-

Aziraphale: Let him finish.