[image description: a hand clutching a pair of glasses by its lens. but it’s just. so wrong. like the glass of the glasses. a thumb is on the front on the lens and the rest of the fingers are on the inside. you should feel very uncomfortable. end]
dan:she is all about school spirit, she is way too enthusiastic about picture day and has a ton of ideas for action shots and poses. the photographer loves her, and she is thriving.
allison: she’s a model. every angle is flawless, the camera captures her beauty and she is looking fabulous. only downside is that she is very opinionated about how she poses, and she doesn’t know what a compromise is.
matt: he is just trying his best. he is tall and doesn’t know how to pose. the majority of the foxes are short af, he is just standing in the background looming over everyone. he looks beautiful, but very threatening.
renee: she is the designated peacekeeper. when one of the foxes is being dumb about getting in a pose, she just gives them an evil little smile and they immediately fall in line. all the pictures of her have to be edited, because somehow her eyes are red in every single one.
seth: he just wants to go home. he doesn’t like smiling at the camera but dan and allison bully him into it. his action shots look great, but in all of the group pictures his eyes are closed.
nicky:he just has fun. he is the moment. the photographer kind of hates him because during the group shots he keeps giving seth bunny ears, and seth keeps trying to throttle him.
kevin:he is the worst. kevin think he is the main character, and despite being one of the few tall members on the team he always tries to be in the front row. as a compromise he has started laying on his side in front of the group, like he’s about to be painted like one of those french girls.
neil: cryptid behavior. the photographers forget he exists. he is in group pictures, but half of his body is always cut off. he has an individual photo, but all of them are out of focus.
andrew: he pays aaron to do all the individual and action shots for him. he is in the group photos, but he is always looking anywhere but at the camera.
aaron: he is just so done with andrew’s shit. he has twice as many pictures to take, and he has to do a wardrobe change. he was not payed enough for this.
but because he plays on a pro team he’s expected to do certain PR events for various charities
for the first season of his pro career he manages to avoid all of the events involving children, but at the beginning of his second season he has to volunteer at a local children’s athletic center for an exy day camp
at first he’s just happy that he doesn’t have to read them books or make crafts with them or something. but then he realizes that he will have to play exy with actual children. tiny little uncoordinated demons with heavy sticks and projectiles. maybe he would have preferred glue sticks and cotton balls.
when he gets to the event, his teammates (who had done events like this before) filled him in on what he was going to do. kevin’s job is to hand out equipment to the kids when they need it, but he won’t have to actually teach them anything or play with them if he doesn’t want to.
at first it goes relatively well. at least as well as giving energetic grade schoolers helmets and sticks can be. some of the kids vaguely recognize him, but otherwise he is mostly ignored. until two of the kids have an argument about him.
two of the gremlins were arguing over who the best professional striker was, and one of them built their hill on kevin’s career and was ready to die on it. the other kid didnt know who kevin was, until the other child pointed to kevin, who most of the children had simply been referring to as ‘the stickman’
but then kevin’s teammates start shit-talking kevin’s exy skills to the children, because they knew that while kevin might be unpredictable on the field he is a very predictable person when it came to his pride
five minutes later, kevin finds himself on the exy court with a racket that’s made for someone at least 2 feet shorter than him, vs every single child
Whoa-oh what’s this? I’m posting again for the first time in too goddamn long? How rare right? BUT the end of the semester is finally finally upon me so I am giving myself a list of books I want to finish this month - because even when I’m not reading consistently, I keep. buying. more.. so the list has definitely been stacking up…I plan on knocking out ACOFAS tonight, because even despite the mixed reviews, how could I not, you know? My lack of self control also extends to my candle purchases so voila, two more from @novellyyours that as usual smell i n c r e d i b l e (and also got here in like two days??? How do you do it Britt?) if there are any books you think I’ve maybe missed over the past few months that are worth adding to the list, make sure to let me know!!!
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