#their dynamic is this and nobody can convince me otherwise

Craig: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Kyle:Yes.

Craig: I was hula hooping. Tweek and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Kyle: Oh, my God.

Craig: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the opposite-doodle.

Kyle: Why are you telling me this?

Craig: Because no one will ever believe you.

Kyle: You sick son of a bitch.