#craig x tweek

Polaroid selfie ✨

From a commission i made for @ladyfeldspar!

Really liked the sketch of my last post so posting it here too

Feel like reading an absolutely useless creek oneshot?

Look no further!

Check out my new oneshot: When the Moon Meets the Sun

I’m considering adding a second chapter two it because I’m a fucking masochist and bath in my own sweet, sweet shame.

Okay here’s the url bye

When the Moon Meets the Sun - Oh_Ophelia1291 - South Park [Archive of Our Own]

Craig: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Kyle:Yes.

Craig: I was hula hooping. Tweek and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Kyle: Oh, my God.

Craig: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the opposite-doodle.

Kyle: Why are you telling me this?

Craig: Because no one will ever believe you.

Kyle: You sick son of a bitch.

My otp dynamic is person who would drink coffee and person who would drink energy drinks

For example

I’m sorry but my humour is Craig Tucker’s bland ass being the most entertaining drunk like you look away for two seconds then you turn around to this

Craig Tucker is defo the mf who exclusively listens to old music but secretly listens to bangers like this

Looks like I haven’t posted any Creek headcannons yet… It would be a shame if I… Changed that…

Headcannon topic of the day we return to my (South Park) comfort character: Craig (w/ some creek ofc)

ALSO! I will be continuing Tweek’s Diary. It will be updated sooooooooooon!

Okay onto the head cannons GO!

• Okay so if Craig had a fashion aesthetic it would defo either be grunge or eboy
• Or both
• I headcannon him wearing a badass e girl outfit at one point tho
• Like this:

• Like COME ON
• His Lock Screen is a picture of him lying in bed with a sleeping Tweek snuggled up with him and Stripe
• His Home Screen is just space because it’s Craig
• Has a playlist for every occasion
• His celebrity crush is Martin Freeman
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• He acts like one of those pretentious mother fuckers who say they only like old music/indie music (that’s a callout to 14-year-old me you trick ass bitch) but he has a playlist of pop songs to make him feel powerful (double call out 14-year-old me what are you gonna do about it?)
• It’s 90% Lizzo if you’re wondering
• That man S T A N S Lizzo
• He has 3 music moods: pop, soft indie and Daddy Issues FM
• For a guy who does not, in fact, have daddy issues
• (Kind of)
• (He comes from a family where talking about emotions are taboo so he feels a distance to his parents and his sister)
• (But Craig doesn’t give af)
• Normal citizen: *touches Craig*
• Craig: HISSSSSSSSSSSS
• Tweek: *touches Craig*
• Craig: #Blessed #ThankYouGod #OhWhatAWonderfulDay
• In fact he actively seeks affection from Tweek because he is
• A) A closet touch starved thot
• B) Shit at communicating
• C) Annoying
• Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha his TikTok
• Defo the mf who acted all high and mighty then downloaded it for shits and giggles and got addicted
• (Call out to me again lol)
• Actually really popular on gaytok it’s just a lot of couple videos, Stripe videos and thirst traps because Kenny dared him to make a thirst trap and now he’s on a power trip
• Tweek is calling for help he can’t take it anymore
• I headcannon Craig to be freakishly tall lol
• Like 6”9 or something
• Just tall
• Why?
• Fun
• If you’re wondering I headcannon Tweek to be 5”5
• You know what I’ll tell you all of my headcannon heights for Craig+Stan’s gangs
• Craig - 6”9 Tweek - 5”5 Stan 5”6 Kyle 6”0 Cartman - 5”4 Kenny 5”6 Clyde - 5”2 Token - 5”7 Jimmy - 5”6
• You’re welcome
• Okay so for future jobs I’m kind of torn
• Because on one hand I want him to be an astronomer or something on the other hand I want him and Tweek to run a new and improved Tweek Bros which is now also a bakery
• So I decided why not both
• Basically when Craig hits about 25 he realises how much he’s fucking miserable with his job even though he loves the stars and stuff the job just sucks the joy out of it
• And Tweek is like ‘you always have fun helping me out at at the shop why don’t we run it together
• And thus they are now co-owners of the bakery/coffee shop
• Since we’re on the topic of adulting I’m gonna end it off with a child headcannon
• They adopt because they can’t agree on who’s gonna donate the sperm and Tweek is scared the other parent won’t feel as attached to the child
• They adopt a little girl uwu
• Basically they wanted a boy but the heart wants what it wants they met a little girl and fell in love
• Wait that sounds wrong I mean it in the cute family kind of way FUCK-
• Craig spoils her
• Tweek tries to be mad but he finds it so endearing
• They consider a second
• Don’t ask me if they do get another one
• If you’re wondering Craig is Dad and Tweek is Papa
• Oh yeah Craig is totally a mother bear
• Like he dates Tweek, his best friend is Clyde and he loves to have pets that are small, helpless and rely on him totally
• You’re telling me this boy doesn’t have strong mother bear instincts? Whom tf do you think I am????????
• Okay that’s all bye

He do be watching the stars doe

He misses tweek :’(

10 min creek sketch

Craig is gonna protect his coffee bf at all costs uwu