Holy shit, not a shitpost???? I know I’m a bit late to the parade, but I turned this sp art meme into a collab w/ frens. Clyde: My Jew daughter Wolfe Token: My main hoe Lemon Craig: (Hands down best entry) Boyfriend Sweater lover Kris Tweek: Me …..yeah
I’m so happy we got to get together and do this collab, and I hope we can do more in the future.
Looks like I haven’t posted any Creek headcannons yet… It would be a shame if I… Changed that…
Headcannon topic of the day we return to my (South Park) comfort character: Craig (w/ some creek ofc)
ALSO! I will be continuing Tweek’s Diary. It will be updated sooooooooooon!
Okay onto the head cannons GO!
Okay so if Craig had a fashion aesthetic it would defo either be grunge or eboy
Or both
I headcannon him wearing a badass e girl outfit at one point tho
Like this:
Like COME ON
His Lock Screen is a picture of him lying in bed with a sleeping Tweek snuggled up with him and Stripe
His Home Screen is just space because it’s Craig
Has a playlist for every occasion
His celebrity crush is Martin Freeman
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He acts like one of those pretentious mother fuckers who say they only like old music/indie music (that’s a callout to 14-year-old me you trick ass bitch) but he has a playlist of pop songs to make him feel powerful (double call out 14-year-old me what are you gonna do about it?)
It’s 90% Lizzo if you’re wondering
That man S T A N S Lizzo
He has 3 music moods: pop, soft indie and Daddy Issues FM
For a guy who does not, in fact, have daddy issues
(Kind of)
(He comes from a family where talking about emotions are taboo so he feels a distance to his parents and his sister)
(But Craig doesn’t give af)
Normal citizen: *touches Craig*
Craig: HISSSSSSSSSSSS
Tweek: *touches Craig*
Craig: #Blessed #ThankYouGod #OhWhatAWonderfulDay
In fact he actively seeks affection from Tweek because he is
A) A closet touch starved thot
B) Shit at communicating
C) Annoying
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha his TikTok
Defo the mf who acted all high and mighty then downloaded it for shits and giggles and got addicted
(Call out to me again lol)
Actually really popular on gaytok it’s just a lot of couple videos, Stripe videos and thirst traps because Kenny dared him to make a thirst trap and now he’s on a power trip
Tweek is calling for help he can’t take it anymore
I headcannon Craig to be freakishly tall lol
Like 6”9 or something
Just tall
Why?
Fun
If you’re wondering I headcannon Tweek to be 5”5
You know what I’ll tell you all of my headcannon heights for Craig+Stan’s gangs
Because on one hand I want him to be an astronomer or something on the other hand I want him and Tweek to run a new and improved Tweek Bros which is now also a bakery
So I decided why not both
Basically when Craig hits about 25 he realises how much he’s fucking miserable with his job even though he loves the stars and stuff the job just sucks the joy out of it
And Tweek is like ‘you always have fun helping me out at at the shop why don’t we run it together
And thus they are now co-owners of the bakery/coffee shop
Since we’re on the topic of adulting I’m gonna end it off with a child headcannon
They adopt because they can’t agree on who’s gonna donate the sperm and Tweek is scared the other parent won’t feel as attached to the child
They adopt a little girl uwu
Basically they wanted a boy but the heart wants what it wants they met a little girl and fell in love
Wait that sounds wrong I mean it in the cute family kind of way FUCK-
Craig spoils her
Tweek tries to be mad but he finds it so endearing
They consider a second
Don’t ask me if they do get another one
If you’re wondering Craig is Dad and Tweek is Papa
Oh yeah Craig is totally a mother bear
Like he dates Tweek, his best friend is Clyde and he loves to have pets that are small, helpless and rely on him totally
You’re telling me this boy doesn’t have strong mother bear instincts? Whom tf do you think I am????????