I finally got time to play Hades again after my hiatus, and one thing really stuck out to me.
Listen, y’all.
I hold the firm belief that since the little chariots meow like cats, then the big chariots must be dogs or horses.
Because for my own sanity and peace of mind, I REFUSE to believe that if I was a legendary hero who died and faded to Elysium…
that there is a chance that I would end up reincarnated as a fucking chariot.
Imagine being a WARRIOR, a SOLDIER of the ancient empires and passing away gloriously in battle, hoping to reunite with your lover or family in the afterlife, and uhhh
you rock up with those rims and wheels.
That would uhhhhh haha I would be fucking LIVID.
Anyways that’s what I thought tonight! Big chariots are dogs and horses for my own stability, y’all.
Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?
Huh…
Huh…
Sorry driscolii, the Greeks beat you to it and they got even dirtier with it.
Unless you’re from the right angle, you can’t even tell the minotaur has a bull’s head, not to mention the shape and position of that club, the arched hips and, dear lord, the hand on the knee…?
