#asterius
Dramatic King
I really love how Hypnos is Asterius’ biggest fan ! (Well ..after Theseus anyway )
Team rocket blasts off in the speed of light!
For HadesAnime2021
Hades maids month starting off right with our himbos Theseus, Zagreus and Asterius! ✨
The champions open a maid cafe in elysium and zag helps out (of course none of them know what they’re doing)
Based on this tweet
Soft kisses
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I finally got time to play Hades again after my hiatus, and one thing really stuck out to me.
Listen, y’all.
I hold the firm belief that since the little chariots meow like cats, then the big chariots must be dogs or horses.
Because for my own sanity and peace of mind, I REFUSE to believe that if I was a legendary hero who died and faded to Elysium…
that there is a chance that I would end up reincarnated as a fucking chariot.
Imagine being a WARRIOR, a SOLDIER of the ancient empires and passing away gloriously in battle, hoping to reunite with your lover or family in the afterlife, and uhhh
you rock up with those rims and wheels.
That would uhhhhh haha I would be fucking LIVID.
Anyways that’s what I thought tonight! Big chariots are dogs and horses for my own stability, y’all.
WIP of a body pillow I’m working on!! Let me know what other Hades characters you’d like to see and/or sign up for updates to see when these go live for pre-order!
He is cute
I just think they’re neat~
in which asterius makes theseus go apologize to ariadne not realizing how thoroughly theseus had burned that bridge
theseus goes to the DMV
*drops in, dabs, and leaves stage left*
here yall have my humble offering of shitposts
man i love their dynamic so much theseus is my fave hes so unhinged