bogleech:

a toucan’s skeleton looks exactly like you’re at a museum and the guide is sweating nervously behind you casually sweeping some broken toucan bones under a rug and hoping you’re dumb enough to buy their shitty job of sticking the beak onto one of the other specimens

hellokittystims:

Yellow-Throated Toucan

prokopetz:

seelcudoom:

cryptid-quartz:

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

Probably a silly question, but I wonder if they ever get neck or back aches?

king-of-general-disarray:

thecoffee-princess:

nvscastle:

femmepeaxh:

femmepeaxh:

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

Cats

Bugs lol

Bugs too but specifically close up pictures of their faces. No thank you

yourlocaldudebro:

Cute toucan facts:

• All toucans have bright colorful bills, regardless of gender
• Toucans have tiny wings, but that’s okay because they like to hop
• Their large bill helps regulate their body temperature
• Their bills can be up to 8 inches long
• A toucan’s tongue is as long as its bill and it helps them catch insects
• Toucans can survive for up to 20 years in the wild
• When they sleep, they curl up into a little ball
• A full grown toucan is a little less than 2 feet tall and weighs less than a pound
• Some native populations in South America believe they are a spiritual connection to the dead
• Toucans have serrated bills, similar to a large knife
• A toucan’s diet consists of berries, fruits, insects, small lizards, snakes, bird eggs, and other birds
• A flock of toucans can also be called a durante
• Toucans eat around every 15 minutes
• They projectile poop around that interval too
• Toucans are popular household pets
• Most toucans have soulless eyes, but occasionally you’ll find one that’s downright murderous
• Toucans are fucking scary

yourlocaldudebro:

Cute toucan facts:

• All toucans have bright colorful bills, regardless of gender
• Toucans have tiny wings, but that’s okay because they like to hop
• Their large bill helps regulate their body temperature
• Their bills can be up to 8 inches long
• A toucan’s tongue is as long as its bill and it helps them catch insects
• Toucans can survive for up to 20 years in the wild
• When they sleep, they curl up into a little ball
• A full grown toucan is a little less than 2 feet tall and weighs less than a pound
• Some native populations in South America believe they are a spiritual connection to the dead
• Toucans have serrated bills, similar to a large knife
• A toucan’s diet consists of berries, fruits, insects, small lizards, snakes, bird eggs, and other birds
• A flock of toucans can also be called a durante
• Toucans eat around every 15 minutes
• They projectile poop around that interval too
• Toucans are popular household pets
• Most toucans have soulless eyes, but occasionally you’ll find one that’s downright murderous
• Toucans are fucking scary

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