#tumbleweed
My poor dog
She puts up with so much ruckus
Image ID: 3 pictures of a small red-brown dog laying in a pet bed. A medium haired brown tabby and medium haired black and white cat are fighting atop her, and are in different poses in each photo. The dog just lays there, allowing the cats to fight.
While this tree is growing a bumper crop it all looks really sour…
Happy holidays everyone! Here’s the 5th year of hanzo infomercial! My twitter poll decided that this year’s theme was meal prep! Enjoy!
Hanzo: Welcome back, everyone! Food is essential for holidays such as this. My personal favorite. I’ve recruited some help to help prepare a meal up to our standards. Enjoy! Before we start, Shall I show you my spiked eggnog recipe? Ana: Oh? Hanzo: Bourbon. Then I use store bought eggnog. And there you go. Ana: I /should/ be concerned, but we have work to do so down that quickly
Ana: Let’s start veg prep. Hanzo: Right! Peachy! Ready? [peach chomping as hanzo rapidly peels a carrot into her mouth] Ana is beginning to mash the potatoes with the ricer. I would have footage of turkey prep, but my useless cameraman wasnt recording. Genji: Hanzo! It’s christmas be nice
Hanzo: I am not BOUND by the morals of Christianity!! Genji: It’s barely a Christian holiday anymore! Hanzo: You think I give a fuck about capitalism either? genji: YOU WERE RAISED- Ana: An essential for any holiday season. Now let’s continue! [We’ll be right back] [hanzo and genji stuffed into a shirt that says “our ‘get along’ shirt“]
Hanzo: Now, I am making some fried chicken. It’s a tradition Genji and I had as boys along with a strawberry sponge cake. Cass: PEANUT! NO!! Drop it now! Don’t you date, miss ma’am, hand it over! Drop it! Han, behind the tree!
Hanzo: YOU.
Hanzo: What did we learn today? Genji: You’re an alcoholic [gag] Hanzo: Remember, tradition is nothing more than obligation forced upon you by the dead. Spend your time with who /you/ wish. “Family“ has several definitions. Genji: Can you please say something merry for ONCE?! Hanzo: Lets eat… 3….2…1
Happy holidays!
32. Logan Fletcher - 2.7.22