#tw cursing

Janus: How would you describe the light sides?

Virgil: Basically when you try to make an omelette but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs but it’s ok.

Roman: You can rip off the arms of skeletons and use them as weapons in the new Zelda.

Remus: You can do that in real life if you’re not a fucking coward.

Roman: oh, hey Virgil

Virgil, internally: There he is, he’s here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. fuck, I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-

Virgil, out loud: what the FUCK do you want

yutahoes:

Because I’m obsessed with Yuta in glasses. 

sequel to Gamer Boy

pairing:gamer! student! boyfriend! Yuta Nakamoto x femme fatale! horny! girlfriend! Y/N
word count: 1.7k words
genre: smut, just porn without plot
summary:He’s sure he was a virgin but after dating the horny gamer girl, he felt like his dick would just detach from his body. (lame summary)
warnings: cursing, a lot of teasing, oral (male receiving), penetrative sex riding, fondling, fingering, public teasing

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