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Winston: Ok, Nick, it’s your turn. Would you rather die or –

Nick: Die.

Winston: I haven’t even finished.

Nick: Die.

Nick: (taps pen)

Winston: (also taps pen)

Schmidt: Stop it

Winston: Stop what?

Schmidt: I know you’re talking about me in Morse code.

Nick: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*Later, to Jess*

Nick: That’s exactly what we did.

Nick: Jess, Winston is in the ocean and I don’t think he’s waterproof!

Jess: What?

Schmidt: He means he’s drowning

Jess: Oh ok

Jess: Wait, what?!

Aly: I might be violent but I’m cute so its okay

Winston: I don’t know that cute is the right word…

Aly, elbowing Winston in the side: I didn’t hear you just now over the strength of my cuteness. I am cute

Nick: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Winston: Strong

Jess: Weak

Schmidt: An idiot

Nick: How do I take revenge on those who’ve wronged me?

Jess: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Nick:

Nick: Hey, Winston, how do I take revenge–

Winston: The government is just a shared illusion we all experience from chemicals out into water.

Jess: … And who puts these chemicals into the water?

Winston: The government

Jess:

 In honour of Black History Month coming up (October in the UK) I wanted to do a sorting of my favou

In honour of Black History Month coming up (October in the UK) I wanted to do a sorting of my favourite characters from TV, film and comic books. Representation matters. Diversity matters. I’m barely scratching the surface here, but these are some of my favourites.

Hazel Levesque (artwork by viria)


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Excuse me, we got a girl out here who’d really like to see the lights! Sorry to wake you! This is rude! Make it the Candy Cane Lane or whatever! You spend all this time to show off and do it, so show off… you got an audience![…]Turn on your lights! Turn on the lights!

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i love this show

My love for the roommates is what brings me back to this show over and over again

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