#mike newton

the-golden-onion:

you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

Yes Michael, I am laughing. But don’t worry, it’s only at you.

anthon-e:

yes i DID draw twilight art in 2022. what about it

context: me & @sreppub watched it & were like “but what if it was wholesome & edward hung out w them and slowly got more fun & teenagery.” basically we have big brains & that wouldve made for such a cute movie

what edward tested positive for:

I had toit’s too funny

bisexual-isabella:

??? mike what

well no wonder he hates edward for being rich 

??? mike what

I normally try to post memes that are just one image, for all my attention-deficit Kings, Queens, and Non-Binary Royal Beings out there, but this was a story of love and loss that was too powerful to fit into one picture