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Look I need to bring to everyone’s attention that crowley has no fucking clue how to get MC back to their own world,

There are zero percent chances we are returning to our world-

So we come to the big question: Does the logistics of Twisted Wonderland apply to MC, a being of Earth?

MC will most likely be stuck in this dimension for the rest of their life since Crowley is unaware of how they arrived, and presumably will be unable to reverse-engineer MC’s arrival to NRC via gate.

Will MC die a natural death? Or will their soul crumble to bits and pieces, as their body slowly recognizes that it does not reside on the soil from which it arose?

Will MC live forever, rejected by the timeline?

Can they absorb magic from hanging around magic users and objects? If so, is MC capable of over blotting? What would it look like, for a normal human not associated with any of the Great Seven, to experience an overflow of negative magic? Or would it just look like a mood swing:

All I know, is that MC either attends school for free, forever, or they live SOMEWHERE unlisted in Twisted Wonderland once they’ve graduated from NRC-

Crowley I love you but you’re harboring an alien and sending them to school without informing the authorities

How is this not a bigger concern? INTER-DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL BETWEEN TW AND AN UNKNOWN LOCATION JUST TOOK PLACE???

Part 5
Randomly Generated incorrect Quotes
( Twisted Wonderland | Octavinelle)
(none were changed)

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Floyd: Damn, Azul, are you secretly cool?
Azul: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Floyd: I do not.

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Jade: It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Floyd,eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Floyd: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Jade: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Floyd: Oh, I’m sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Jade: Somehow that’s worse.

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Azul: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Jade: What changed your mind?
Azul: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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Floyd: Baby vibes… hold gentle… like hamburger.
Jade: Punt like football.

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Jade: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Jade: Don’t you have any dignity, Floyd?
Floyd: Uh, no.

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crazyaboutto:

Imagine the next Master Chef challenge will have Malleus and Leona as the chefs

Firstly, both princes didn’t cook for themselves at all. 0 cooking experience and I bet 0 cooking skills

Leona would try to sleep it off and probably sleep on the counter. He might even start sleeping in the middle of cooking, causing the kitchen to be on fire. When he’s awake, he’d bicker with Malleus

Malleus on the hand tries to cook but goes overboard with everything. Upon provocation of Leona, he’d say the things that would annoy him back. Though, he’d say those without realizing how condescending it would be at first.

When their argument heats up:

The ghosts seeing them argue and set the kitchen on fire:

Oh c’mon! I got Malleus right but him with Leona would have been better

Malleus has pony tail lol

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