#twst meme
I’m sorry
Shit Idia and his s/o would do
The government doesn’t want you to know this
I have Idia brainrot and I don’t know how to express myself
twstwonderlandincorrectquotes:
Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-
Leona: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Leona: …
Y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Jade: I do not exist to be viewed, to be considered sexy, desirable; I am but a vessel for mushrooms, and that is valid
my bby u r so valid
The NRC Boys in a Nutshell*
“Kill RSA.”
*some exceptions may apply
The predecessor to @minccinoocappuccino ’s post about Leona’s titties
I apologize to anyone who wants to see an example, but there’s just so many grumpy lion titty drawings
Good morning Ruggie stans
*disappears from the face of earth*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER!
Dying that all of the gems are gone but this is fine! We have Silver!!Yuven crying !!
*long gay silence*
…..g-guys?-
Leona fairy gala…why won’t you come home to me…
lost-into-the-depth-of-a-twist:
During the Fairy Gala
Yuu, not being on the receiving end of Crowley’s blackmailing for once, watching the others struggle:
lost-into-the-depth-of-a-twist:
Me, an English-only player, trying to avoid Book 6 spoilers:
Also me when I find a post about it:
Incorrect Quotes?
Crewel: “I’m into BDSM.”
Crewel: “Beautiful Dogs Surround Me.”
The NRC students should be bringing you offerings for your service in keeping Rook away from them
(I need a shorter title) part 3 part 2part 1
gender neutral reader
warnings: this is not that serious, crack
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- romantic
The wind is blowing softly against your skin. The sky is clear, as are your intentions of coaxing your dear, sweet boyfriend out of his hiding.
And as you press the record button on your phone, you begin:
“Day 3 of convincing my boyfriend to come out of the foliage.” a small smile graces your features as you fidget slightly with your bracelet.
What ever shall you do today, that will make your plan succeed?
A sigh leaves your lips as you lower your head slightly-
WHOOSH
An arrow flies past you, entering the trunk of the tree next to you. A piece of paper attached to it.
You take hold of the fragile piece and begin reading it. ‘What is it that saddens you so, mon ange?’ Awww, how considerate! You only looked half sad for a slip second and he’s already noticed! What a doting boyfriend!
You smile softly and address the underbrush:
“I don’t really know what to do today to grab your attention away from… your extracurricular activities.” you admit.
And just as you finish your sentence, your dear hunter is next to you, bringing you into a hug, then speaking:
“You don’t have to do anything, mon amour.” he winks. “I already have my eyes on you at all times.”
Don’t you have the best boyfriend in the world? It would seem you have succeeded in your plans, even though you didn’t really plan anything.
- platonic (great arch-nemesis)
The phone from Crowley is long gone. Yuu has finally thrown it away… into a crowd of students… while screaming 'YEET!’. Nevertheless the NRC students were very confused… especially the one that got hit with the phone… he had to go to the nurse’s office. Somehow Yuu didn’t get sued.
Now the prefect has a new second-hand phone, curtesy of Leona for keeping Rook as far away from him as possible. A good deal on both sides.
After setting their new phone in a safe place for recording, the prefect begins their speech:
“Day 3 of trying to hunt the school hunter.” the prefect pauses for a moment. “They really just let anybody into this school, huh?”
Silent footsteps approach, but Yuu is fast enough, as they turn around to see their mortal enemy: Rook Hunt.
The man in question jerks back for a moment, eyes slightly wide, before his usual expression returns and he grins… as he brings his bow and arrow ready to fire.
'Point-blanc range, huh.’ the prefect thinks. They quickly bring one of their knifes out and aim it at the hunters head.
With eyes narrowed, both of them get ready to launch their attacks when-
“Can you do this somewhere else?!” comes and annoyed growl from NRC’s own lion-man.
“Oh?” Rook muses, before putting all of his attention on him. “Roi de lion! What a nice surprise!” and with that the hunter starts heading towards him, the prefect long forgotten.
“Fuck.” is all Leona can say as he makes a quick beeline for wherever the hell he can. All the while Rook is following his every step.
“Hey!” the prefect protests as they, too start following the two. “We aren’t finished here, Hunt!” but the hunter only glances at them, before returning his sights on a nice would-be coat.
But not before sending Yuu a triumphant smirk.
And the prefect stops dead in their tracks: “I’m coming for you! You blond bastard!” a faint “Hurry up!” could be heard from the distance, no doubt the elusive would-be coat… maybe Rook should consider a rug. No! A bed throw!
And as the prefect turns to leave they mutter in the hunters direction one last time: “I’ll put your hat on a spike, I swear I will!”
- bonus
Yuu and you are sitting outside of the Ramshackle. The two of you decided to have a nice, relaxing few hours drinking tea and eating some appetizers at the iron table with matching chairs in the yard.
The rust covering them has been cleaned off… for the most part.
As you glance around all you can think of is that Crowley really should’ve let Yuu buy those goats. They would’ve eaten all the overgrown grass in no time! What a cheapskate of a crow, that headmage is!
As you glance at the prefect you both nod in agreement. You should unite forces and hunt down the headmage. He deserves it.
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an: lore?
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so….
uhhhh…..
we all know the famous Shakira song Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) uhh, right???
so, this thought kept haunting me…
Sebek calls Malleus waka-sama… right??
so… I kinda learned how to mix sounds and stuff just for this dumb thing you’re about to hear
uh
lower your volume?
may I present to you (a sample of?) “waka waka WAKA-SAMA!!!!” (this time for Malleus)
I am not okay
I have truly gone mad
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an unlikely duo
“My only crime is that I was down to clown.”
-Yuu/MC probably
Paint Riddle back to red!!
Endless dream by Malleus Is A Cinnamon Roll
They weren’t fighting just talking back at each other
(ᵀʰᶦˢ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ)
Honestly I surprise they did at least get hit
Im just…
OH COME ON PLEASE!!!!